The Cat's Shit.

[natalie]

Whoopdefuckingdo look who made the final two! (Wow that even rhymed). I can honestly say that....

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I feel I played one of my best games, and possibly the most aggressive game. I'm sure theres tons more that I could get into but I'm going to wait for your questions that I will be looking forward to answering.

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Okay anyways let's get back to what I was saying! So honestly you both managed to ouplay everyone, so I have to say congrats (actually I'll take that back). You both managed to play decent games (actually I'll take that back too) and you both managed to outwit everyone! (Okay I'll take THAT back too!) Um okay...so I guess you guys managed to do none of that stuff. In reality, you were both incredibly fake and besides sucking Kenny's dick in the bushes (yes we all could see) I don't really know what else to say. My vote is up in the air at the moment since I don't like either of you. So. Yeah.


Jessicunt: I don't really have anything to say to you except that I saw nothing of you when we were on the same tribe and you were super boring to talk to. When you did talk to me you were obviously fake as fuck as you aligned with everyone but me. Okay it's actually hard for me to find shit to say to you since you are that boring. I guess we'll just go to questions.

1. What was your biggest move on original Dani (and no, aligning with everyone DOES NOT COUNT).

2. How is your retard gameplay better than Todd's retard gameplay.

3. Do you think you are fake at all or is that just some type of "master plan"?

No idols to play this round, babe.


Toddumbass: everything I said to Jessicunt pretty much relates to you. You were also incredibly fake (do I even have to mention the conversation we had where you claimed that you "wished we could work together"?) and really I saw little to no strategy from you. I mean give me a fucking break, you were hardly around when we were on the original Dani and we barely talked because of it. I feel like you also avoided talking to me because I was on the outs, which is dumb. Kay so like I don't know what else to say to you either because its hard thinking of things that retarded people can comprehend.
Now I have to ask you some questions too I guess.

1. What was the point of being a fake asshole to me when you didn't have to be?

2. What is so special about your gameplay compared to Jessicunt's?

3. Do you really think you could have made it to the end if you weren't riding Kenny's ass?

4. What juror played the worst game and why.


Now for some questions for the both of you! Yay!


1. Compare each juror to a food and explain why.

2. Draw a picture of something that symbolizes your game and explain.

3. Describe your gameplay in one word.

4. Write a haiku about the game.

5.Think of something creative that will try to impress me to give you my vote.


Okay I think that's enough bullshit for now.


The Cat is out.

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[Todd]

Natalie,

1. What was the point of being a fake asshole to me when you didn't have to be?
The conversation I had with you expressed my honest interest in working with you as a member of the original Dani tribe. Although I was in an alliance with Jess, Kenny, Michelle and Colby I was number 4 or 5 of that alliance and therefore didn't really know what was going on. Which is why I had no idea that you weren't with us anymore, and when it came to the merge I thought it would be a great idea for all of us original Dani to team up seeing as JT was unable to attend that first Kolana tribal to gain the numbers. I'm sorry if you perceived that as me being fake because that wasn't my intention at all.

2. What is so special about your gameplay compared to Jessicunt's?
I feel that my gameplay was better than Jessica's because I didn't have to rely on hidden immunity idols to survive. Jessica played three of them throughout the course of the entire game, none of which she found and two of which saved her from being voted off. She was immune from four of the post merge boots, and I was only immune from one yet managed to stay while only getting one or two votes at most of the tribal councils. In addtion to not needing idols to stay alive, I always kept my options open. If I hadn't been played by Parvati, Judd, or JT I had the potential to make huge moves where the only huge moves Jessica made were idoling you and Aras out of the game.

3. Do you really think you could have made it to the end if you weren't riding Kenny's ass?
I'm not gonna lie, Kenny did a lot for me in this game and without him I wouldn't be sitting here. Prime example: Final Four round, the vote tied, Kenny and Jess had to revote and the plan was to tie it again with Jess voting for JT and Kenny voting for me. Unbeknownst to Jess, Kenny changed his vote in order to make it 2-0 with JT going home. If Kenny had tied the vote like him and Jess had talked about, I would have had a 50/50 shot at going home.

There was also a time when I wasn't sure I was able to trust Kenny, and that was when Michelle was voted off. I had heard from a couple players that Kenny plays a very shady game, and both him and Judd had told me they would be voting against Natalie the first Kolana tribal. Obvioulsy one of them had been lying to me, and at the time I wasn't sure who it was. I was pretty sure Kenny was with me, but to be sure I used the prize I won at the Survivor Auction where I could see one vote from one tribal council. Like I thought, Kenny voted against Natalie so from that point on I was completely loyal to him.

4. What juror played the worst game and why.
Tough question, but I'm gonna have to say JT. Although I think JT made a couple good moves, he became the swing vote at the Final Seven and although I am very grateful that he picked my side, it was his downfall in this game. After speaking with JT he felt like he was on the bottom of his alliance and he had nothing to lose in switching sides, but at the same time jumping ship and going into the Final Four with a tight group of three isn't the best idea. I was pretty confident that JT was going to be voted out fourth if he chose our side, but I can't say the same had he stuck with Koro. Had I been in his position, I would have stuck with what I knew.

1. Compare each juror to a food and explain why.
Colby- Fried chicken with some hot sauce on the side. Colby was a Southern gentleman in this game, but his interactions with some of the original Koro members put on target on his back.
Michelle- Chips and dip. Michelle was fun to talk to and work with both on a personal and game level. I feel like she could be one of my friends and we could just hang out and eat chips together !
Aras- Cheese and crackers. I love crackers, but they are kinda boring and I wasn't able to make a connection with Aras on a personal or game level, so in that regard he came off as kinda boring to me. The cheese adds a little extra personality to the crackers, and based on Aras' alliance and position in the game there must have been something there that I wasn't seeing.
Natalie- Jalopeno pepper. From the second you bite into one of these, your mouth is on fire. Natalie did the best job of anyone, I think, at portraying her character and was definitely not afraid to snap at anyone or say what was truly on her mind. She was fiesty, just like a jalopeno, and I can respect that type of player.
Heidi- A hamburger with no condiments. Everyone loves a burger, but whats a burger without ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato and onion ? I feel that Heidi came across as kind of boring, but that was probably just to me because we never had the chance to really interact with each other. I had the opportunity to talk to Heidi about music on a couple different occasions, and that was fun for me, which is why I chose to compare Heidi to a burger and not something bland like a cracker.
Parvati- Everything at the Chinese buffet. Seriously, this girl has it all. She was amazing at challenges, mirrored the real Parvati at strategizing, the only thing that she couldn't do that the real Parv did was win. Although they did both come in 6th. Weird. But anyway, Parv is amazing just like the Chinese buffet until after when you feel like shit. Honestly though, I adore the Chinese buffet just as much as I adore Parv and her gameplay.
Judd- Pizza. Everyone loves pizza, and I really like Judd and think he played a good game. But pizza can come many different ways, and so can Judd. It was really hard for me to get a read on Judd throughout this game, and once he lied to me once it was really hard to earn back his trust.
JT- Potaotes. A potato is the ultimate side dish. It goes with anything. Kinda like JT. I believe his loyalty wavered thoughout this game and he always sided with those he felt would advance his game. Unfortunately it didn't work out for him regardless of how hard he tried.
Kenny- Calzones. Literally, my favorite food. They are so good on the outside and have a lot on the inside as well. On the outside, Kenny is an awesome person and a great ally. But on the inside, there is a lot to him. He likes to think everything through, he's a little sneaky, but all those qualites make up an awesome player.

2. Draw a picture of something that symbolizes your game and explain.

Well, you said it yourself. I wouldn't be here had I not given Kenny sexual favors in the bushes. I'm probably the biggest slut to ever play this game. Sorry Spencer, I told you I would try to stay away from cock while I was out here, but I couldn't resist.

3. Describe your gameplay in one word.
Selfish

4. Write a haiku about the game.
Todd, Jess, and Kenny
Dominated New Guinea
Dani Forever

5.Think of something creative that will try to impress me to give you my vote.
You should vote for me because I am so dedicated to this game that this is what I do in class instead of taking notes.


Thanks Natalie !

[Parvati Shallow]

u have neat hand writing

[Todd]

Thanks Parv, I get that a lot.

[Parvati Shallow]

and lol @ you squeezing in Colby xD
Colby's forgettable

[Todd]

Haha yeah, that pre-merge juror always throws me off ! Sorry Colby !

[Todd]

While we're at it, here's me trying to figure out who to vote off at Final Four.

[Judd Sergeant]

Lol, I can't help but laugh a little at the print screens... Though in the first one, it looks like "Kolana" was written by someone else

[Todd]

Nope, all me. I have many different forms of handwriting

[jessica]

I'm starting to work on your questions now Nat <3

[Colby Donaldson]

May 7, 2010 17:59:09 GMT -5 Todd said:

Haha yeah, that pre-merge juror always throws me off ! Sorry Colby !

YOU LOST MY VOTE FOR THIS

lol, jk.

[Todd]

Sorry

[Andii]

Why is your handwriting so pretty? Guys are suppose to have ugly handwriting. :X Js.

[kenny]

He's a girl, don't ask me how I know. =x

jk

[jessica]

First off I’d like to say that you may think that I didn’t outwit, outlast or outplay you but clearly I must have done something right considering I’m sitting here and you’re on the jury. I find it very impressive that Dani, who was outnumbered at merge, came back and was able to have 3 members in the final three. As far as not talking to you? I did try on a few different occasions and if I do remember correctly I wrote a few times in my confessional how I found you just as boring as you found me so I guess we were both guilty of that at times. I feel that communication is a two way street and while I may not have always gone out of my way to talk to you, I don’t really feel that you made much of an effort to talk to me either.
1. What was your biggest move on original Dani (and no, aligning with everyone DOES NOT COUNT).
My biggest move on original Dani was the fact that I pushed for Silas to be voted out the second time we lost. In my opinion, he should have been the one that went the first round but nobody wanted to listen to me. I’m not going to get into that here because it doesn’t pertain to my biggest move. When I first approached Todd about voting out Silas if we lost he didn’t want to because of the fact that he felt that he could use Silas later in the game. Of course after we really did lose, and yet again Silas was the only one that didn’t participate in the challenge, I pretty much pointed out to Todd that it’s not like he was ever going to be much of an asset to our tribe due to the horrific time difference and that we needed to get rid of him if we ever wanted to have a chance.

2. How is your retard gameplay better than Todd's retard gameplay.
Honestly I feel that if you had paid attention you would have realized that I actually had a gameplay. Todd for the most part, apart from a few lies he told here and there, pretty much did what Kenny or I told him to do. Sorry Todd but it’s the truth. With my gameplay, I orchestrated Colby being voted, I orchestrated the split vote between Todd and Steph. I even found other possible ways and opportunities where if merge hadn’t come that in order to protect JT, Todd would have gotten voted out. Not to mention wanting to split a tie at final 4 in order to keep JT in the game. If I hadn’t believed Kenny I do feel that JT would be sitting here next to me. Not to mention, if it was myself Kenny and Jt in the final three I was pretty confident that if either JT or Kenny won the final challenge that I would have been picked to go to the final two with them which would have meant I didn’t have to try as hard as I ended up trying.

3. Do you think you are fake at all or is that just some type of "master plan"?
I don’t view myself as a fake person due to the fact that I pride myself on being real with people. I don’t really see how or why you view me as fake but everybody is entitled to their opinion and if that’s the one that you’re going to have of me then I’m not going to argue with you.
1. Compare each juror to a food and explain why.
Colby: Yogurt. A totally amazing food when you know that it hasn’t spoiled. I’d use this to describe Colby because of the fact that toward the merge we didn’t know where his loyalties were.
Michelle: strawberries. I would use strawberries to describe Michelle because like strawberries she is sweet.
Aras: White Rice. Mainly because I didn’t really get to know Aras in the game and because of that I view him as a bland person. Not really memorable in my opinion, and that’s what I think of white rice too.
Natalie: Hot Peppers. Like Heidi you have a spicy personality, and are definitely feisty. I feel this way because of the way you acted on original Dani when we would have tribe chats and the way you fought with Michelle when you were voted out. You definitely say it like it is and tell people how you feel.
Heidi: Hot Sauce. She definitely had a spicy personality with her GIFS that she’d post in response to random things on the board and her rant when she was voted out.
Parvati & Kenny: sour patch kids. To some their sweet and to others they’re sour. Much like in this game Kenny at times was sweet to me, but would lie to everybody else. With Parvati, she was nice to those that she was aligned with but if you weren’t on her side you better watch out.
Judd: chocolate. I would compare Judd to chocolate because one of the best conversations I had with Judd was about chocolate and chocolate milkshakes and how they were absolutely amazing.
JT: Popcorn. Now this might sound totally weird but for me popcorn is a total comfort food, and in this game Jt was always there for me when I needed it.

2. Draw a picture of something that symbolizes your game and explain.


I chose this because this was a key point in my gameplay that showed that my hopes of at one point making the final two, just might be able to be accomplished. That’s because the vote that Parv went home I could officially feel safe in the game because Parv had come after me so many times in the game and once she was on the jury I was able to breathe easier.

3. Describe your gameplay in one word.
Stragetic.

4. Write a haiku about the game.

The game begins.
Two Tribes.
A bumpy ride.

5.Think of something creative that will try to impress me to give you my vote.
I know as of right now that you probably don’t want to vote for either myself or Todd and that if you could self-vote you would. I’ve been in that very same position when on the jury a few times and it is a hard decision on who to end up voting for. So I guess I’ll just use this space to say that I wish you the best of luck with your decision. As far as creativity goes to impress you to vote for me? I would like to think that you’d vote for the person that you feel played the better game so I’ll just post a picture I hope will make you laugh.
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Thanks for the questions Nat, I did enjoy answering them. <3 Good luck with your decision.