Ketchup does not belong on Ice-cream

[Andii]

poutine is win in my stomach.

[Andii]

poutine is win in my stomach.

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

somebody make this board more interesting.

tell me a story, or draw me a picture:)

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

[Taylor]

There once was a man from New York, his name was KC. He lusted after a woman he knew across the country who went by the alias, Meow. They were destined to be together but it was not possible because KC could not get a ride there as he was afraid of airplanes, blimps, and hot air balloons. He needed a ride, and he needed it fast. In Arizona where Meow, our lovely heroine lived, she was being wooed by a dashing young man named Sebastian. KC knew he didn't have enough time to get to Arizona by foot before Sebastian had Meow head over heels for him. KC decided to call up his good friend Andii to help the situation.

"Andii I need a ride to Arizona pronto!" He demanded over the phone.

Andii was in Indiana at the time and could not go to New York to pick KC up, but she did have another idea. Andii texted her friend Megan to swing by and grab KC on her way to the Homework convention, which happened to be in Indiana. Along the way she expressed her feelings about KC, claiming he was Korean at heart but KC shrugged her off and finally reached Andii's house.

Andii saw them pulling up into her driveway and began to twirl and dance with Megan and began to paint their nails. This heavily annoyed KC as he was in a hurry and they seemed to be taking their sweet time. Andii said good-bye to Megan, who was off to the convention to finish the long awaited homework she needed completed. Andii and KC drove miles and miles and somehow ended up in Canada since Andii had no idea where the hell she was going. She stopped at a diner to ask for directions.

"Do you know where Arizona is?" she asked.

"I like spoons!" She yelped with joy.

"Excuse me?" A puzzled Andii responded.

"Rawr!" She exclaimed again. Andii's faced had the blank stare of a brick wall and the head tilt of a confused dog. She left the diner and they were lost, only to drive aimlessly for 1,000 without even asking for directions or reading the signs. They ended up in California and knocked on a door.

Taylor came to the door being the sauve guy he is. "Hello, who are you?"

Andii said back, "We need to get to Arizona! Where are we?"

"Why, you're in California, the greatest state in the US!"

"I would agree with that, it's pretty amazing," said KC. "Everything about it is better then New York, but that's not the issue, please show us the way to Arizona!"

"Of course I will, we shall take my--" just as Taylor finished a fucking asshole of a Cat kicked a pale of acid, spewing into Taylor's face and causing him to go blind.

"You are a bastard you." Said KC.

"I know, I'm a terrible awful person who doesn't ever have fun ever not even once ever." Said the shadow looking cat. Andii and KC were out of luck. Their car had exploded after a crazy black woman had drove it off the cliff while saying "GOODBYE I SAY AS I DRIVE THIS CAR OFF THE CLIFF!" Just then a man with a cubical car approached them.

"I can give you the ride to Arizona!" He exclaimed with excitement! His name was Animal and he was a dashing gentleman who seemed very helpful. Andii and KC were getting in the car when a man in the back was sleeping, it was Animal's father!

"Why is your father back here!?" Andii asked!

"He is slumbering don't you see?"

"Wat." KC said. They just went with it and before they knew it they were in Arizona. When they got there it was discovered Sebastian died and Meow married a nice man named Patrick.

the end.

[KC]

What the fuck.

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

lmao. probably the best story evar.

[Taylor]

Mar 28, 2010 2:31:01 GMT -5 KC said:

What the fuck.

You laughed. I heard you.

[Courtney]

so did i

[Meow]

Hated it.

[Andii]

I'm a teacher. You get a gold star and an A.

[Stephenie Lagrossa]

i want an A

[Andii]

/gives U A

[Taylor]

I give you an F

for fucking awesome of course.