Episode #1 ~ Squeezing my tits so hard they milk

[Erin Collins]

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[Erin Collins]

I was casted w00t for me. Time to squeeze all dat milk out of dis triple d torpedo titties. They be oh so fine KC touchy himself in bed I heard. =X

I am BACK in the URTV scenes bitches. I am glad to be back. And I will actually be trying something NEW this time...UNDER THE RADAR. How will that apply to my game? IT IS A MISTERY YET. I am still thinking of how I will do my under the radar hotness game.

I know Natalie but no one else and I don't really want to be revealing aliases as I don't want to be compromised or forced to work with others. Zack is playing so I will target him. He needs to go. Sneaky bastard...why was he casted anyways...I thought he would be banned from URTV forevah. Jessica = Janelle Retarded Cunt from URTV8 which SUCKS. But instead of ignoring and poking fun at her I will be on her good side. Keep your enemies closer they say. So I will do that even tho I think she's a darksided and demonic twat.

If housecalls has any questions feel free to post them in here INSIDE this thread so my OCD doesn't kick in. Hopefully I am able to be comitted to confeshs <3 Wish meh luck.

-Erin Triple D Boobs

[Andii]

Luis utr. I wanna see dis.

[Erin Collins]

I don't think it will work out certainly but I will still give it a shot and see how it goes. Maybe I'll end up turning into the same raging lesbian cunt I am all the time. Hope not tho. I want to do good at the game and not lose my cool like URTV. -_-

[Erin Collins]

I took a good amount of time tonight to talk to Ben. He seems like an interesting character who is VERY opinionated so I think we might end up clashing a lot over things. We didn't agree on our likes about Survivor at ALL. Not even close. Hopefully he ends up on the other tribe as I don't want to be clashing with people

[Erin Collins]

Scratch EVERYTHING I said about Ben. This guy is hilarious. We've been talking a lot and he said he's very upfront and honest and to be honest I think I rather be alligned with honest people for some reason I believe what he says but we'll see. The tribes aren't even revealed for me to be planning this early. I need to calm down geez. xD

[Erin Collins]

So I pretty much got online to learn that JT and Stephenie were campaigning for votes. The moment I saw the twist I was like...uh I won't win it and I don't want it. Like I mentioned in my questions I'm taking an under the radar approach to the game right now and I think it's just better if stay away from the spotlight.

Anyways. I got to meet Parvati who seems like so much fun. Totes loving her. I had a great time chatting with her. I also managed to chat with other people I had already talked to which I think is great. As long as I keep some sort of communication with everyone I'll be fine for the first few rounds of the game even tho I'm sure everything will come down to performance in challenges.

As of now I've yet to make any official alliances. I'm not even alligned with Catalie who is my BFFL. I don't really want to be involved with anything of that for now until the tribes are revealed. I also don't want to be the one creating an alliance. I want to be invited to one so I'm not the leader of it in case it fails...the leaders go out first.

My vote will go for Jessica. I think it's the smartest thing to do right now. Jessica and I have been having good convos. Since I don't know the award I have to make sure she knows I support her so maybe the reward might just benefit me as well since I'm supporting her. We'll see though I hope it's some sort of idol...I know it won't happen but still xD

[Erin Collins]

Captain Vote



Out of Stephenie, JT and Jessica I feel the closest to Jess and if it's anything beneficial might as well side with the person I feel the most comfortable with so far and make sure I fully support them.

[Erin Collins]

Our tribes got revealed and I was picked 3rd which makes me feel amazing. It clearly shows that Jessica does like me and thinks I will be an asset to the tribe. 1 point for moi.

I think our tribe overall does look ok. I've met everyone. I've had plenty of time to talk to everyone. This game is also about challenges so I already had one point less for not being on time to the challenge which brings me back to zero. Yay me... Then again I never got the time to compete to I should give myself the point back. W00t.

I've been really chatting it up with Jessica and Kenny. We had a tribe chat the other night and we all seem to get along perfectly. That same night I approached Jessica about an alliance so she said she was in with that and then she wanted Michelle to join who I think is a cool chick for now. Eventually once the challenge was over today Todd came to me and told me it's a 5 people alliance which consists of Todd, Kenny, Michelle, Jessica and myself. I'm pretty happy with it even tho Natalie is not in it. And I obviously look out for Nat no matter what. I'll stick to this 5some for now and just act cool and chill about it. Last time I want to do is put a target on my back for yapping my mouth huh?

Now about that whole tribal council. I was really hoping we would win but we didn't which really blows. The tribe is so stuck on voting out Greg. In my opinion Greg should not go and of course if I wasn't playing under the radar TRUST that I'd do my damn hardest to save him but it's not really meant to go this way so bye Greg. I'm just voting with the majority. Apparently Michelle thinks Greg has ties or something with the other tribe which is another of the main reasons he is going. It obviously tells me that Michelle does have pre-game allies like JESSICA...and others but I'm not really gonna put much focus on that. Instead I'll just keep my focus on staying. Silas is already a marked man so if anything Silas will go next which essentially buys me more time in the game because I know I won't be like ZOMG SUPER STRONG in challenges due to the fact that sometimes I don't have time to get online. I won't really argue the vote. Greg gone. We lose again Silas next. Done deal.

As far as I'm concerned if the majority alliance keeps making dumb decisions like this one we will obviously end up self destructing but I'm just gonna fly under the radar for now and take each step in the right moment. Wish me luck either way.

-Erin Triple D Boobs

[Erin Collins]

Tribal Council #1 ~ Dani Tribe



This is what the majority wants...not me. Sorry.