Nice guys finish last.

[Benjamin Browning]

Pre-Game
"Meet Ben"

Hello eveyone! So, it's time to start a new season of URTV, a lot of you know me as either Alex or "that stupid cunt Kelly from SBB9" *cough*Meow*cough* anyways, hi. I'm here to play the game and bean actual asshole and a great character and bring entretainment to the table, I hope. So I hope you find me entretaining and all that jazz.

I am gonna go all alias this time aroud, it worked for me during SBB so I don't see why not here. I guess people might figure me out when I leave for like 4 days when I move to Michigan but if they do then IDGAF I'll just deny deny deny.

So, I know two people in the game, one is Stephame who is Britti and who I fucking love and I'm aligning with cause I don't want her to castrate me for hiding my identity. The other one is Michelle, she is my... friend... Emma, but she doesn't know it's me nor do I intend her to find out, at all. I know she wouldn't target me for it at all but I wanna play total alias and I only told Britti because she threatened my balls and I <3 my balls. But which dude doesn't?

Um... what else? Oh yeah my stategy, well I don't really have one right now, but I do know I'm not going to be really nice. I'd rather be a total douche and a tool since that's how Ben was and it would be very LULZ to be the center of arguments <3. I'm considering starting that later though, like once I move or something so they don't vote me out while I'm gone. I love closet bitch strategies <3. As long as there's no one like Meow telling people I'm fake as fuck I should be fine, I think.

I'll be super rude to the oher tribe though, that always works and makes your tribe like you and makes everyone else think you are a total douche. Wish me luck folks!

[Benjamin Browning]

Pre-Game
"Cast Notes"

So, ah! Crazy crazy, meeting a lot of people and figuring out aliases, FML. I didn't want to figure things out because I don't want to have to compromise and align with the same people as always. Which is why I didn't tell Luis who I was, I told him he had to figure me out, LOVE Luis but I want to play more solo this time around, I mean if we end aligning becaue of the game then great, awsome but I don't want to just align with all my friends. Especially because last game I totally gave everyone shit for doing the pre-game thing. I have no pre-games, I came into the game alone. Sure I aligned with Britti but I didn't know she was playing before and I'm kind of aligned with Joe [Natalie] since we figured each other out, but that's fine, I know Natalie understands not because we ae friends it means we have to be together all the time, it just means we can watch each other backs and he can keep me safe when I'm out of town and likewise but it doesn't mean like AUTO F2 like it might be the case with Luis

And I adore Luis [Erin] but I just know whenever you algn with Luis and you are a close friend he gets all the credit since he has such a great reputation. I want to play this game for ME. As for the other people, I know Jessica is a gret friend of mine called Megan but I also knw she is a good friend of Emma [Michelle] and probably more of a friend of hers so I'd rather them both not know even though I <3 them both. Then, I believe Parv is Shadow 'cause Luis told me and she does sound like him but IDGAF, I'm really trying to judge people for their alias and not for what I know is behind them, but it's a lot harder than one would originally expect and it sucks ass.

I also hope Neleh [Zack] doesn't find out who I am, I don't think he likes me at all, funny thing is, I do like him and we are getting along greatly but eh, IDK if that would change if he finds out who I am which is why I hope he doesn't until the very end. I think we are sort of aligned at this point, we didn't say we are aligned but we mentioned watching each others backs which is better because it doesn't entail any type of commitment and I'm sure if we end in the same tribe we would auto align.

I can't wait to find out tribes, I don't want to stay too much in this pre-game phase of the game because that just gives more time for the alias research and the possibility of fucking someone's game over. And yes by someone I mean me. I just want to start already!!! I need to show my worth before I leave for a bit or I'll be majorly fucked. Ack, this is driving me I-N-S-A-N-E. Reveal tribes already, PLEASE!

Oh and btw if any of your viewers have questions feel free to ask, here or I'll make a special thread for the randomness, IDGAF <3

[Meow]

Mar 19, 2010 19:51:31 GMT -5 Benjamin Browning said:

Pre-Game
"Meet Ben"

I love closet bitch strategies

Did you just say you were in the closet?
Lmao jk <3 no I like you now because of our Jamie hate

[Benjamin Browning]

LMAO <3 I love that our bond is so full of hatred towrds someone else <333.

[Meow]

Ben is freaking cute
You picked a good person to be. I love when boys are boys and girls are girls =D

[Benjamin Browning]

LOL he is and I agree, I do too, I just tend to choose girls because there's like really few guys I like on Survivor and most of them are always picked and wasted

[Meow]

You should make a pw thread so I dont have to mess up your confessional organization beauty lmao.

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode I
"When I pick a blonde I am loyal"

Alright so, we are off to a start. BAM! Steph chose me for her tribe, naturally, which is great. I kind of like my tribe, I'm relieved not to be with Michelle/Jessica to be completely honest, they are tight and I don't trust them AT ALL. I am sad Natalie and Greg ended over there though, they were two of my closest allies which means I'm left with... Steph. Love Steph, but she can't single-handedly keep me safe. I guess I get along with JT, Judd and Parv but I doubt it would be enough to keep me around while I'm gone. FML. Well Steph does have Heidi wrapped around her finger so I guess maybe I do...

We also have inactive ass Twila and anoying bitch Gina, she is so weird, seriously. I'm fine with strange but she is flat out creepy, she suddenly says stuff that I bet she thinks it's funny but it's not. At all. She is just weird and I don't like her, I want her gone ASAP because I don't want lame-ass losers around <3. Oh and we have Aras, who? Aras, yes, that's right there's a fucking Aras in the game, oh right! Now I remember he is another of Britti's bitches... ew, he has got to go, actually all of Britti's bitches got to go, she is mine and I don't want to share

So we have tribes, yipee. Then Gina starts a chat with everyone, ugh, I don't want to talk to everyone in a chat, half the people annoy me AND Jessica and Michelle are there, once again I repeat I like them. But they would know it's me, because of the whole hand thing, Jessica knows Ben's hand is broken and Michelle know's Alex's han is broken... I know, I fucked up. But give me a break, it's hard trying to think of those details, or actually think. Period.

I just know if Michelle finds out it's me she is gonna come bitch at me about how I didn't tell her, trust and all a bunch of shit I'd much rather avoid. Fighting once you break up is sooooo not fun </3. Ugh, I know I complain a lot, deal with it, I'll be doing it all season long.

Anyways, I want to form an alliance with JT, Judd and Steph. Everyone else can DIAF. Well, maybe Parv can join too but I honstly keep forgetting her so

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode I
"When I pick a blonde I am loyal"

Dude, I even look badass when I row . Anyways, we won the challenge, no surprises there. The other tribe was missing four people which is lame as all fuck so we easily won and we had a huge bonding experience talking about how Godly Twila is and how much she is the star of our team and a bunch of other stupid stuff. It was pretty fun and the best part is Gina was quiet so she didn't make me smack her across the face.

Oh! So, Gina sucked at the challenge, she is such a tardfuck that she didn't imprpant like a normal person and instead took a pic of her screen and uploaded it. She said her computer doesn't have impr pant but unless she is using one of those that have a green screen from hell there's NOOOO way she didn't have that button. She is probably too tardy to find it though, that or she over-drooled ove it and it no longer works.

Then Steph took the lead in the challenge which kind of rubed Judd the wrong way and I feel places a target on her back, but I will devert it from her once I start being douchier aka when I come back after moving. Blah, it's all good.

Oh and we made a five way alliance with Parvati, Judd and JT. Which I love because they all love me and now I'm safe when I'm gone, so yay for that! What else? Oh, Greg is getting voted out of the Danicunt tribe which sucks for my game 'cause I <3 Greg but apparently Michelle [go figure] is saying him and Parvs are tight and bla bla bla, bla bla bla, you get the idea. Which means Parvati can't be Naomi and is most likely Shadow 'cause Parvati is WAY to nice to be Alyssacunt...

I just hope he can save himself, seriously.

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode II
"I'm glad you didn't drink the poison Romeo"

Greg is gone, fuck that stupid ass ignorant tribe from hell. How the fuck can they possibly vote out Greg over some stupid tard like Amr who never does shit and sucks at life? Dumbasses, I'm PISSED. So I decided to start the douchiness a little before time and make a pretty nasty comment to them in the thread, I'm surprised Michelle didn't reply, she is constantly defending herself, all the time, I know this because she is the type of person who feels like she is attacked all the time which I might work at some point. It would be super assholy of me to do it but IDGAF, I'm Ben and Ben doesn't care about anything they might think and if she takes it out of the context of the game then that's her problem.

So, I just did the challenge. I went against Michelle, I thought I had it in the bag when I saw it was searching but it wasn't like around the board but more about luck and choosing the right section so of course I lost. My luck sucks. Whatever. Bitch can suck it for all I care, I will beat her next time and rub it on her face. Of course since I lost and I wanted to be very Ben-like I had to make a douchy comment which became a lesson on spelling and grammer, I KNOW Emma HATES when people comment about her S&G so I had to go for it and try to get her fired up so she would insult me and I would expose her "sweetheart facade" she can't be a sweetheart, sooner or later I'll expose her ass and own her. Trust me.

Michelle T. (3:35:39 PM): i43.tinypic.com/zuahj.png
urtvoutlaw (3:35:51 PM): you have to be kidding me
Michelle T. (3:35:54 PM): :-P
Michelle T. (3:36:11 PM): omg at first I got so confused
KC (3:36:31 PM): where was that again?
KC (3:36:34 PM): I already forgot
Michelle T. (3:36:38 PM): section 2 dig 1
Michelle T. (3:37:00 PM): where did you start Ben?
urtvoutlaw (3:37:05 PM): 3
Michelle T. (3:37:08 PM): :-(
urtvoutlaw (3:37:17 PM): why are you sad? you won...
Michelle T. (3:37:20 PM): I did 1 than 6 than 2
Michelle T. (3:37:29 PM): Cause I am nice?
urtvoutlaw (3:37:55 PM): even then, you can't possibly be sad that you won, that's not believable
Michelle T. (3:38:07 PM): well I am glad I won but I feel bad for you
KC (3:38:13 PM): By the way, please do not discuss what happened here with anyone
urtvoutlaw (3:38:16 PM): you shouldn't
Michelle T. (3:38:18 PM): okay
urtvoutlaw (3:38:18 PM): I won't
Michelle T. (3:38:32 PM): well good luck Ben dear
Michelle T. (3:38:37 PM): I won't either
urtvoutlaw (3:39:19 PM): thanks, btw it's spelled then not than, thought you'd like to know. than is when you are making a comparison such as bigger than, then is used like you used it
Michelle T. (3:39:36 PM): omg I always get them confused
urtvoutlaw (3:39:52 PM): well, now you know
Michelle T. (3:39:57 PM): Thanks :-)
urtvoutlaw (3:40:09 PM): anytime, I hate grammar and spelling mistakes
Michelle T. (3:40:25 PM): I try to do my best at both
urtvoutlaw (3:41:10 PM): k

I wanted to add a little "It makes you look ignorant" but I don't want to push it, I still sort of kind of, somewhere have feelings ther so I'd rather not completely anihilate it all, not yet either way.

Besides that, nothing has really happened in the game, things are eachy but looking really bad for Natalie on the other tribe which worries me. A lot. But I am hoping if they do end losing she can pull something out of her ass and survive for longer.

[Side note: Ep. Title a quote of Parvati. The context was I went offline cause my internet is an ass and then came back and she said she almost placed a dagger through her heart because I left and I was like "then I'm glad I came back in time" so she said that.]

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode II
"I'm glad you didn't drink the poison Romeo"

LMFAO we lost! Oh wait... I'm suposed to be sad we lost, right? Well... no, I can't do it. This is super lulz that we lost because we lost a luck challenge and I bet the Dani tribe are all going "ZOMG WE ARE SO GOOD, TOLD YOU WE WOULD COME BACK FROM BEHIND AND WIN BLA BLA BLA". I was almost a complete douche and went all "Congrats on getting lucky Danni" but I didn't just because it doesn't sound witty enough and if I'm gonna be a douche I want to at least be slightly wittier.

Anyways apparently Natalie is in danger over the tard tribe so this gives her more time to actually get into something or save herself, I hope. With the C.u.N.T. alliance [Cowards u Never Trust] going on Nat has it very rough over there. Especially considering those dumbasses probably won't break up that easily and the other options to vote out might be just as retarded. Especially since Silas is totally riding onthe C.u.N.T.'s coattails because he can suck cock like a pro

Oh wait, right, this is about my tribe not bashing the crap out of TarDanni. Anyways, my tribe is voting out TwiGoddess, Gina and Aras came up as well but TG hasn't been social, active, relevant and all she does is be my source of eternal entretainment as my personal bouffon [sp?]. So yeah, bye bye TwiGoddess.

Now I need to prepare my tribe for me leaving and get my replacement on board, now THAT is going to be hard.

[Benjamin Browning]

I'm in a public computer so this can't be fancy. I just wanted to say I'm nervous, it's been almost a week since I've talked to my tribe and I am nervous of my position, sadly I can't get wi-fi 'til Monday so I can't do too much which just sucks balls but eh, I'm trying to stay strong and think positive, Britti says I'm good but I'm not sure, it has been a long time away from the game and with my new schedule it looks like I might be a tiny bit in trouble, it's not hardcore but I got into an algebra class and anyone who knows me knows that me and any type of numbers = time bomb.

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode VI
"My roomie didn't know who Ke$ha was, I'm not longer the most ignorant person here!"

.Wow, so I basically missed two and a half rounds, comming back is a little scary. I tought I'll come back and it would all be peachy but it has been pretty damn hard, let me tell you. Everyone seems a little more weary of me for some reason and before I could even gain back my tribe-mates trust, BAM! we get tribe swapped, well, fuck my life.

I mean sure my tribe has majority and bla bla, but did you notice how Parvati's choices were? She picked Aras first, who isn't part of the alliance. Then she picked Heidi before Judd OR JT which was confusing because they were also part of the alliance. My main ally was selected by the other tribe of cunts and is now in a lot of danger to go home, what am I saying? She is def going home. So, I'm thinking, how awful will it be if I threw the challenge to give her more time to bond with her tribe and possibly find some type of redemption/salvation/something. It's a live challenge so it wouldn't be hard, just get stuck in my part and "oops, sorry guys we lost." but I need to make sure that Kenny is going home over Natalie, which seeing the way the tribes are picked might not happen.

You see, Kenny is aligned to Michelle and Michelle and Parvati are good friends, if Parvati is who I think she is [Naomi], if this is the case then Parvati and Kenny might secretly be together and maybe have Aras and/or Heidi and that's why they were picked in that order, which would mean Natalie is the first immediate target, unless Michelle figured out it's me [very likely] and tries to get me voted out. I mean there's a lot of variables here and I need to proceed with caution, but not too much caution if that makes any sense. I just really need to get my act back together so I can continue to do great. Or at least, I think I was before I left, so continue down that road is a better term, maybe?

I'm just nervous and with college I have less time to get this shit all together and figure it out. On top of that I need to decide if I can throw the challenge, if it would help Steph at all and what would the consequences be if I throw it a second time and Natalie gets voted out. I don't want Natalie to go, I trust her 100% and sure it does have to do with our friendship outside the game, but me and her have this thing where we don't take this stuff personal nor would it affect our friendship if we vote each other out but we would always look out for each other and be honest an up-front about what's going on because we want the other to succeed. [wow that sounds corny as fuck] so it would just suck to not be able to help her get any further into the game, this is a very hard decision. I need to get talking I guess.

[Benjamin Browning]

Episode VI
"My roomie didn't know who Ke$ha was, I'm not longer the most ignorant person here!"

So, TC is well under way, we lost, clearly. Funny thing is, it seemed like I tried to throw it because I left before my last turn but I actually had to leave for a few seconds, but I truly don't give a fuck if they think I threw it. Losing was for the best, even if Natalie goes [sorry Natalie] it's for the better of my game. I need to save my allies for as long as I can and until the merge if possible because I don't want the C.u.N.T. alliance to beat us, especially since I think they know who I am as apparently rumors of me and Nat being close are surfacing. Whatever, using identities in an alias game is just flat out lame.

By the way KC, I HATE you for casting Emma as Michelle, Michelle is one of my favorite castaways ever and you are making me hate her because I hate that stupid bitch so much. Oh yes, I hate her now. Hope she DIAF's. Mature, I know.

Anyways, this game is getting complex, I don't feel secure in my tribe, I don't think I'm going but there's something very off, it's like I'm missing something and I have the feeling it revolves around Parvati. Something about her is awfuly wrong and I can't just figure it out. It's like her attitude and whole way she is playing had a 360° turn, it's weird, I don't think I can trust her anymore.

I am trying to pull for a Kenny vote, Natalie said he wants to vote me out because he asked me what I was thnking and I was honest and told him either him or Nat. What did he expect though? I wasn't going to be like "OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD VOTE OUT ONE OF MY EX-TRIBEMATES AND GIVE YOU C.u.N.T.'s all the power... yeah, I don't think so asshole.

I'm just blah, I'm angry and it has nothing to do with the game, it's a personal thing against Michelle, the second she get's owned in the game I would be able to fully enjoy myself again.

[Benjamin Browning]

FINAL WORDS

Hi. I got voted out. I'm upset, especially because I know had I been around when I moved I might have been able to avoid this and well, because stupid ass-cunt-trash Michelle outlasted me. Yup, still keeping it classy <3

I had a lot to offer for the game and the reason I got voted out is such bullshit, seriously. Like at least have the decency to tell the truth and quit bullshitting. Some people are just blah, I have the feeling this is once again the battle of the pre-game alliances. It's just retarded, people this days clearly have no idea on how to play this stuff without their friends.

I really have nothing to say besides I hope they all get fucked for voting me out. I hope I entretained you at least a little and I wasn't half as boring as some of the people still in *sigh* I guess if I at least brought something to the game and was entretaining I'm good to go.

Thanks again for letting me play KC, I had fun <3