Post by sgtjones on Apr 14, 2010 17:49:39 GMT -5
Item #9
Sergeant Jones' Mystery Box
LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
*Sgt. Jones unveils a rectangular-looking box. It's small enough to fit in anyone's back pocket.*
THIS HERE MYSTERY BOX MEANS A LOT TO ME AND IF ANY OF YOU SCUMSUCKING SLIMEBALLS THINK ITS WORTHLESS TO YOU, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR GOD DAMNED HEAD EXAMINED YAHEAR? BID ON THIS PRIZE, I TAKE YOU OUT TO *MY* AIRFIELD, AND I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING I GUARANTEE YOU... you ain't ever seen before
The starting bid on this prize is $300
Sergeant Jones' Mystery Box
LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
*Sgt. Jones unveils a rectangular-looking box. It's small enough to fit in anyone's back pocket.*
THIS HERE MYSTERY BOX MEANS A LOT TO ME AND IF ANY OF YOU SCUMSUCKING SLIMEBALLS THINK ITS WORTHLESS TO YOU, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR GOD DAMNED HEAD EXAMINED YAHEAR? BID ON THIS PRIZE, I TAKE YOU OUT TO *MY* AIRFIELD, AND I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING I GUARANTEE YOU... you ain't ever seen before
The starting bid on this prize is $300
