Post by sgtjones on Apr 25, 2010 16:24:52 GMT -5
You toss the key up to Sgt. Jones and it slides through the bars. She picks it up and unlocks the main gate. She carefully climbs out, hangs off onto the edge, and hops down. She falls down and gets dirt all over he knees and bottom part of her outfit.
Ewwww... this will never get out---errr, THANKS SOLDIER, IT'S WELL APPRECIATED.
Great. Now how about that--
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE HERE. IT'S NICE YOU FREED ME BUT THERE'S MORE WORK TO BE DONE. THE PEOPLE THAT WORK ABOVE ME THINK I'M THIS SASSY PRINCESS THAT KNOWS NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND HAVE SENT ME MY WALKING PAPERS. I AIN'T LETTING SOME DISCRIMINATION GET THE BEST OF ME, YOU HEAR?
What does this have to do with me? You feel like walking away with your fingers in your ear.
I HAVE JUST WHAT YOU NEED IN MY POCKET, YOU KNOW. BUT I AIN'T GIVING IN UNTIL YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS.
She pulls out a paper and hands it to you.
I NEED SOME SIGNATURES ON THIS. I WANT YOU TO GET 20 PEOPLE TO SIGN THIS AND GIVE TO ME SO I CAN GIVE IT TO THESE SCUMSUCKERS HIGHER UP. THEY THINK THEY CAN PULL ONE ON ME? WELL THEY BETTER THINK AGAIN! NOW GO! GO! GO! GO!
You must get 20 people to sign this pettition to let Sgt. Jones back to her stationed base. Simply have them go to the website listed below and post their name onto the list. You may sign it, but you may only sign it once. You can get other people in this game to sign it, however you may not reveal what it's for.
Link: freejones.proboards.com