Challenge 14

[Judd Sergeant]

[Judd Sergeant]

2- Story

Once upon a time, there was a pair of twins named Andii and Lorii. They were really popular, they had so many friends, named Meow, Animal and Britti. However not everyone was their friends. They also had two enemies, twins Taylor and Shir. Taylor and Shir thought they were a better set of twins than Andii and Lorii and set out to prove it. They created a decathlon for all of them to compete in and whoever won the most amount of tasks would be deemed as the best pair of twins. Andii and Lorii took an early lead after winning the bean bag toss and the Calculus problem challenge but with the surprise help of Animal, Taylor and Shir were able to pull out a win in Extreme Twister and Life-Size Risk. After winning 5 matches to Taylor and Shir's 4, Andii and Lorri thought they had this in the bag. However, during the last competition, a soft-pretzel eating contest, Lorii decided it would be best to throw it b/c she knew that you don't need a contest to see who's the better twin. Andii, Taylor and Shir all agreed and they decided to call it a draw. However, Meow, Britti and Animal didn't like this so they stabbed all 4 of them. It was very brutal and painful but since the three of them were betting on it, it was deemed necessary. Andii, Taylor, Lorii and Shir decided to haunt the three of them for the rest of their lives until they committed suicide in a most painful manner. The end.

[Judd Sergeant]

3- Survivors

1. Michelle Chase- b/c her name is Michelle
2. Gillian Larson- b/c she loved elephants
3. Paloma whatever- b/c she has a really fun name
4. Jacquie Berg- b/c who spells Jacquie that way
5. Danny "GC" Brown- b/c i've never seen someone use the initials GC
6. Kelly Czarchneicki- b/c she's from Illinois!
7. Ace Gordon- b/c he's the only survivor w/a british accent
8. Dan Kay- b/c i regularly play as him in Gabon replays
9. Marcus Lehman- b/c he's a lawyer
10. Charlie Hershel- b/c he's the first gay person i mentioned
11. Diane Ogden- b/c i have a coworker named Diane
12. Jessie Camacho- b/c she's Taylor's enemy in Survivor Vs
13. Carl Bilancione- b/c if i don't say this, he'll make me sleep with the fishes
14. Linda Spencer- b/c my best friend's mom is named linda
15. Silas Gaither- b/c he was in this game
16. Clarence Black- b/c he stole the beans
17. Kelly Goldsmith- b/c her last name has an element in it
18. Brandon Quinton- b/c i love gays!
19. Frank Garrison- b/c he was in the military
20. Kim Powers- b/c it made Lex mad
21. Nicole Delma- b/c she was voted out first in PI
22. Ryan Shoulders- b/c his last name is a body part
23 and 24. Lillian Morris and Burton Roberts- b/c they both returned to the game and made it far
25. Michelle Tesauro- b/c my former best friend was named Michelle
26. Trish Dunn- how could you not love Mama Trish Bitch?
27. Shawn Cohen- b/c he was cute
28. Osten Taylor- b/c he's the first to quit
29. Andrew Savage- b/c he's from Chicago
30. Ryan Opray- b/c he dated another Survivor contestant
31. Marisa Calihan- b/c she's kinda dumb
32. Mike Borassi- b/c he was old
33. Betsy Bolan- b/c she didn't trust Russell
34. Ben Browning- b/c he was a douchebag
35. Yasmin Giles- b/c she was a fierce black woman
36. Ashley Trainer- b/c she backstabbed in me JW Survivor 4
37. Russell Swan- b/c his last name is a bird
38. Liz Kim- b/c she was a smart asian
39. Erik Cardona- b/c he was blindsided for being cocky
40. Kelly Sharbough- b/c she, like many people in this game, got blindsided by an idol
41. Sekou Bunch- b/c his name is awesome
42. Billy Garcia- b/c he loves Candice
43. Cecilia Mansilla- b/c she was also on Aitu
44. JP Calderon- b/c he's smoking hot
45. Stephannie Favor- b/c she wasn't a strong black woman
46. Cao Boi Bui- b/c he told redic stories
47. Cristina Coria- b/c she was the last female from original Aitu
48. Flicka Smith- b/c she was the first white person voted out
49. Brad Virata- b/c he hooked up with JP
50. Parvati Shallow- b/c she knows how to play the game and could easily win HvV

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6

Kenny is a dirty asian who thinks he knows everything but just wants to please his never-approving family.

Jessica is just a dumb broad who should get back into the kitchen

JT is too dumb to even take time out to create a unique insult

Todd should just quit now and go back to what he's good at doing: sucking cock

Judd is the worst of them all. He's a fat smelly liar who couldn't do anything right if someone did it for him

[Judd Sergeant]

9- Meow

[13:56] urtvjudd: I think you're awesome b/c you're the most fierce PW we have in the game. You're smart, you're beatiful and you're name is Meow, what's not to like? I know that if you were playing in this game, you would have put the rest of us stupid ass castaways to shame. It's an honor to have you as a PW.

Andii
[13:58] urtvjudd: Andii, you are awesome b/c you came in second place in URTV 8. You're smart and you know exactly what it takes to win an org, even if you came just shy of it. People underestimate you and you show them what it really takes to not only be awesome, but bring awesome to the next level

Taylor
[13:59] urtvjudd: Taylor, you are awesome b/c you've always been there for me. Even though you're not in this game, I can use you to vent at let my feelings out and know that you'll understand. You've been invaluable to me during this game, and I'm so happy that I introduced you to URTV 4, it's been an amazing history ever since

Lorii
[14:01] urtvjudd: Lorii, you are awesome b/c in URTV 8, you are the only person I truly trusted. I wanted to make the finals with you, and if it wasn't for Nathan, we would have. You're smart, funny and you really capture the essence of awesome. I'm happy that I met you, and I hope we can work together in future games

Animal
[14:02] urtvjudd: Animal, you are awesome b/c waaaay back when, in SBB like 5 or something, you helped get me farther in the game. You've been a very good PW this season, and I know that without you the PW hut would definitely have been lacking some of their best talent.

Britti
[14:03] urtvjudd: Britti, you are awesome simply b/c you're one of my favorite people in ORGs
[14:03] thats so britti: haha thank you :-)
[14:03] thats so britti: you are one of mine too :-D
[14:04] urtvjudd: you're super fun, really easy to talk to and i don't regret meeting you at all. i'm sad that you're not playing in this game b/c i know that we would make a strong team together and i can't wait until we get the chance to play again

Shir
[14:06] urtvjudd: Shir, where do i begin? You're my original URTV alliance, back in Season 4 and without you i know I wouldn't have had fun. You've always been great to me, both in 4 and 8 and i know that i can always count on you, and i hope you know that you can always count on me. and i would say all of this even if KC didn't tell me to

[Courtney]

awwww <33

[KC]

kingmob85 (4:48:33 PM): Judd
odvetar (4:48:53 PM): Judd
dinkii3 (4:51:13 PM): Judd
Eric Montgomery (4:51:43 PM): judd
scott lowery (4:54:22 PM): "Judd"