Post by KC on Apr 29, 2010 17:29:08 GMT -5
Good job, everyone. This is one of my favorite competitions for a reason and all five of you made it very entertaining. Even if you did want to murder me by the end of it :-X
Let's get into what the tasks were:
1) Draw a picture of the entire cast & jury. Do not cut and paste pictures, you must draw. Everyone must be labeled.
2) Write a short story (at least 200 words) about all the Prediction Writers. Keyword here is write. Do not simply find a story and include our names. Prediction writers include: Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir.
3) List the 50 greatest Survivor players of all time along with a reason for each.
4) Go to any Proboards site of your choice (Not this one) and post in it's advertisements section with the following message in size 7 font: [ Your name ] IS GOING TO WIN THIS GAME!
5) Complete this simple puzzle: three.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=3563256&k=14343627
6) List everyone currently playing the game and say something mean about each person, including yourself.
7) Get 5 people to IM me your castaways name. I don't care who they are or how you do this.
8) Make a new thread in your confessional called "50 reasons why I fail at life". In each post, post a picture and a caption under it explaining why it pertains to you failing at life. All pictures should be unique.
9) IM each Prediction Writer and give each of them a 50 word reason on why they're awesome. Look for their screen names in the AIM List thread. Copy and paste all of the messages you sent in your thread.
10) Make your avatar the Memory Wall picture of a former URTV Big Brother winner. You may not use anyone that someone else is using. Use this site if you need help: urtvhome.proboards.com/index.cgi
Now let's see how you all did.
Task 1
Task 2
One fine day Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir were very bored and they didn't know what to do. As they were leavng Taylor's house to go on a random adventure, Britti noticed that a huge hole had been dug in Taylor's front lawn. "What's that?" She asked and no one knew the answer. Everyone was confused. "I don't fucking know!" Said Taylor. "My parents are going to kill me when they see this!" Meow was secretly in love with Taylor and didn't want his parents to kill him so she came up with a brilliant idea. "Why don't we fill the hole up with jello!" Andii thought that was a great idea. She decided to go to the supermarket and buy 70,000 boxes of jello to fill the hole up. While she was gone, Lorii got all the ingredients ready and when Andii got back everyone helped make the jello. Animal was very hungry and hadn't eaten in days and instead of focusing on making the jello to fill the hole, Animal ate all the jello. Taylor was so upset because now he didn't have anything to fill the hole with and he didn't want his parents to kill him, so since Animal had gotten really fat from eating all the jello he shoved Animal's fat body into the hole to fill it up. When Taylor's parents came home they couldn't figure out why there were 70,000 boxes of jello in the kitchen, but they wanted some so Andii went back to the store and everyone made jello for Taylor's parents.
Task 3
1. Sean Kenniff - alphabet strategy
2. Sue Hawk - best jury speech
3. Richard Hatch - first winner
4. Mike Skupin - first medivac
5. Alicia Calaway - will always wave her finger in your face !
6. Tina Wesson - first female winner
7. Lindsey Richter - beat old man at trivia tiebreaker
8. Frank Garrison - crazy man who beats antlers on the tribe flag
9. Teresa Cooper - had sex on an airplane
10. Ethan Zohn - true Survivor
11. Peter Harkey - first male to be first voted off
12. John Carroll - wasn't afraid when Kathy peed on him
13. Ghandia Johnson - no one could ever scream louder than her
14. Shii Ann Huang - when you assume you make an ass out of you and me
15. Brian Heidik - porn stars are true Survivors !
16. Christy Smith - she's deaf and went on the show, need I say more ?
17. Jonny Fairplay - one of the great villains ever
18. Chad Crittenden - went on the show with one leg, a true Survivor
19. Wanda Shirk- she sang the most beautiful song ever
20. Janu Torrell - first person to endure Exile, I think
21. Steph LaGrossa - was the last member left of her tribe
22. Jenn Lyon - lost a hard battle with cancer, but still a Survivor
23. Tina Scheer - lost her son
24. Cirie Fields - master strategist
25. Parvati Shallow - queen of Survivor
26. Michelle Yi - that time she fell of the pedestal was hilarious, unfair boot too
27. Earl Cole - first winner to receive all jury votes
28. PG Law - put up a huge fight in China, very respectable
29. Denise Martin - had to lie about being a lunch lady
30. Amanda Kimmel - made it to the finals in back to back seasons
31. Courtney Yates - never thought an anorexic girl would last 39 days
32. Todd Herzog - arguably one of the best players to ever play the game
33. Marcus Lehman - first penis to be exposed on Survivor
34. Corrine Kaplan - a bigger bitch than Jerri, is that possible ?
35. Bob Crowley - king of HIIs
36. Sandy Burgin - was hilarious and made it farther than expected
37. Spencer Duhm - huge fan, early boot, but hey he's dating me !
38. Tyson Apostol - hot
39. Coach Wade - one of the craziest Survivors ever
40. Taj Johnson-George - hated her on the show but had one of the best lines ever
41. Erinn Lobdell - shoulda won don't wanna talk about it
42. Marisa Calihan - smart girl, just dumb enough to show it
43. Betsy Bolan - same thing, saw through Russel but he could tell
44. Yasmin Giles - hilarious, need I say more ?
45. Laura Morett - femme fatale
46. Monica Padilla - great player but didn't figure the game out til it was too late
47. Russel Hantz - found how many HIIs without a clue ??
48. Natalie White - killed a rat !
49. Boston Rob - the Robfather
50. Amber Mariano - married to the Robfather
Task 4
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Task 5
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Task 6
Todd - I smell.
Jess - She is a bitch in her confessionals.
Kenny - He is a filthy cock sucking traitor.
Judd- He is a wishy washy scumbag.
JT - He is a lying sack of shit who loves voting for me.
Task 7
taylorstreet@hotmail.com (8:38:43 PM): Todd
Bridget Russell (8:38:56 PM): todd
Justin Thomas (8:38:59 PM): todd
brownlost69 (8:39:09 PM): todd
eaglzfannnn (8:39:42 PM): todd
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Taylor: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Britti: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Andii: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Lorii: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Animal: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Shir: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 40 minutes
Task 1
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Task 2
Once upon a time there were 7 stalkers. They were a mesterious bunch, and nobody really knew what they did. They went by the names, Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti and Shir. They liked to talk about people....maybe even mock? Who do they like? Who do they hate? Well no one really knows. Except that it was obvious they all loved Heidi.
The funny thing about these people was that they all looked kind of......sick. The only thing anyone ever saw were these tiny pictures. Each one looked a little green. Maybe spent a little too much time at sea??? Nobody really knows.
They helped out the great Probst a fair amount. Taylor seemed to be around the most....so some could say he was the leader of these sea sick stalkers. One was a cat....thats weird. Another is an animal?? Dont confuse him with the cat though. One is a stick......yes these people are weird.
If you ever come in contact with them.....give them some gravol. It could definietly help them out in their sea sickness. Not the stick though. Give her some food. It will help her out greatly. But watch out for the animal....cause he will probably try stealing it.
Come to think of it...thats probably why she is so stick like. Animal steals all the food.
Someone should help her out and do something about that.
Perhaps one day we will realize what these people really do. But I’m sure they have a lot to say.
Task 3
1. Parvati-You cant deny that Parvati is the greatest. She dominated Micro....and in this last ep has proved she is unstoppable
2. Todd- One of the best winners. Controlled most of China.
3. Amanda- Some will deny this...but she got to the end twice. No easy task. And she is doing.........alright in HvV
4. Cirie- Not a physical threat....but in her first two seasons made it to merge and dominated. Her social game is TOP notch
5. JT- Pretty much handed the win. And was awesome in HvV until he decided to be STUPID.
6. Russell- It pains me....but he knows his shit. Just needs to figure out the social game.
7. Terri- Dominated challenge wise. Would have won in the end.
8. Tom- Strong competitor and was a force in Palau. Screwed over in HvV
9. Jenna- The Parvati of pre AS
10. Richard- Would rank him higher....but its Richard. He would never do well ever again. But he basically created what Survivor is
11. Sugar- Some would smack me...but she was amazing in Gabon. Found the idol...and controlled ALOT of the game
12. Kenny- Same as Sugar. Should have made it to the end IMO
13. Colby- Strong in challenges in Aus....one of the most memorable end moves.
14. Steph- perhaps the strongest female survivor ever.
15. Chris- Did what Eric couldnt do in Micro
16. Ozzy- Probably one of the best challenge wise. Should be in HvV
17. Yul- some say the best winner....he is just sooo boring
18. Danni- Hot
19. Stephen- Would have won if the jury could see the game before the vote. LOL
20. Boston Rob- Would be ranked higher but he just came to mind. Its B-Rob....he IS Survivor.
21. Rupert- Makes it far all the time despite being annoying around camp.
22. Earl- I hardly rememebr Fiji....but he controlled alot LOL
23. Yau Man- Screwed over in both his seasons. Should have won Fiji
24. Ethan- Should have done better in AS. Now a survivor in real life (awwwww)
25. Sandra- The anyone but me strategy works wonders
26. Courtney- Very weak...but her mouth can destroy.
27. Erik- Had stupid Galu not gone against him.....BIG chance of being the winner
28. Eliza- Another who is annoying...but seems to be able to squeek by.
29. Twila- Could have won Van....but lacks the social game
30. Tina- The fact that Colby brought her to the end is enough to say she is a good player. she had to do something to make him do that
31. Marcus- Could have done well in Gabon. But made some stupid mistakes
32. Candice- Did not like her being in HvV....but has surprised me. she got game
33. Natalie- Managed to beat Russell....worth a mention
34. Brett- Beat the odds at the end of the game. Shitt end challenge
35. Coach- A Kook! But can pull ppl in.
36. Tracey- Early boot....but had the pipes to make some waves in the game
37. Michelle Yi- I just love her....screwed over big time
38. JFP- missed out on HvV cause he quit FvF. But up there as biggest villaisn ever.
39. Shii ann- Another screwed over by a twist. Beat some odds in AS
40. Amber- Having an alpha male carry you to the end isnt a terrible strat
41. Sue- Her rat and snake speech earns her a spot
42. Vecepia- She won
43. Lil- She was voted out....then made F2. i hate that though
44. Gary- found the first ever hidden idol
45. Rafe- the video of him crossing the rope HA
46. Bob....only cause he won
47. Sierra- Made it further than Tyson. LOLworthy
48. Taj....great pre merge
49. Becky- only cause she is in Aitu 4
50. Sundra- see above
Task 4
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Task 5
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Task 6
Todd- Todd is a stupid head
Jess- Ew last girl standing. Maybe someone should hand her another idol to stay in the game. loser
Kenny- You seriously played that idol? Its a fucking stick you idiot!!
Judd- Judd is fat. Thats the only thing worth opening my mouth to say about this guy
JT- I mean its hard to be mean to this guy....but he hasnt done shit. One move at F7 right?
Task 7
babyxxxdarlin (8:05:22 PM): JT
jjillhott (8:06:26 PM): JT
peacexxlovexx1 (8:11:40 PM): JT
AlexCocaCola (8:13:30 PM): JT
Mr ShadzCat (8:13:36 PM): JT
Task 8
Incomplete
Task 9
To Taylor: urtvjt (5:16:52 PM): taypiz..we met in this crazy game called shadow. you didnt last nearly long enough for my liking. we should have ran that game. sergeant and jerry are the two coolest ppl two ever grace the shadow games. i also really dig yer sunglasses. am i a stalker??? no i have seen them on FB. we should be best friends in real life. want to be? you better not break my heart. is this 50 words yet? im not sure...but all i know is even if it was...50 words aint enough for me to say how cool you are
To Britti: (7:22:45 PM): hi britti...i dont think we know each other. maybe we do? but i dont know. LOL. you have flowers on your background and i think that is very neat. if we met in real life i know we would be best friends. maybe i should have added you to my AIM earlier so we COULD be best friends. even writting this i am realizing how in love with u i am. love. not lust. love. am i creeping you out? i sure hope not because that would make me said. JT and Britti....has a nice ring to it dont it? is this 50 words yet? i feel like i could talk about u for hours
To Animal: urtvjt (8:19:57 PM): animal....we met in this crazy game called shadow. we were on the same tribe...but not the same side. why oh why did this happen?? it should have been sarge and JP at the end. anything else really is lame. can we be best friends in real life? i think it would be a grand time. i voted for u to win...and it made me happy. did it make u happy? oh wait! we didnt meet in shadow. I met you when u were greg in xtreme. but we didnt talk. is this 50 words yet....even if it is...50 aint enough words for me to express my feelings for u
To Lorii: lorriiiii. do we know each other?? i think we do not. but i feel like ive known u my whole life. i feel like we could be best friends. i do believe u were nakomis?? she is one of my favs ever!!! screwed over in as's. but i doubt u are ever screwed over. cause u are so amazing. if it were up to me...we would be best friends and hang out each and every day. i know this should be 50 words...but i feel like i could go on for hours about the amazingness that is lori.
To Meow: urtvJT: (6:29:48 PM) meow meow meow. you were flicka pw in shadow allstars. and i dont think u liked me but i like you! we should obviously be best friends. you told me you did an endurance challenge for a loooooong time. i admire you!!! i couldnt do that. if i could write songs...i would write a song about a cat and JT. it would be a hit. anything about u would be a hit. maybe one day we can play a game together instead of u being a pw?? shadow winners are da best!!! is this 50 words yet?? i feel like i could talk about u for hours
To Shir: Shir...you are amazing because you are Canadian. But if I am talking to Court...yer amazing cause yer a stick. Yer probably the only person I know that can literally not eat anything...and still Survive. Like a great man once said...No Mass..All Class. I wish we could be best friends in real life. Courtney...not Shir. No no I am kidding...id rather be friends with Shir. Is this 50 words yet? even though 50 words is not nearly enough for me to express my love to u
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
N/A, Task 8 incomplete
Task 1
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Task 2
One day Jessica had to do this horrible challenge that KC made her do. She had to IM all the prediction writers such as Andii, Taylor, Animal, Britti, Lorii, and Shir. All of them answered her but Andii. This made Jessica very sad. This mad her sad because Andii is like her bff. She¡¦s currently running out of things to write and should be doing her homework. It¡¦s due tomorrow at noon. And it¡¦s not even half done yet. She wants to go to bed too, and shower would be nice but she still has to keep writing this story. Jessica hates Kc for making her do this challenge and will fin d away to get back at him at some point. My friend thinks KC is nocturnal for making me do this challenge so late. But it is kind my own fault cuz I decided to do this challenge this late at night. Todd told me earlier that is time consuming and I didn¡¦t believe him. I have to scan my friends homework and shes bugging me to do it so as soon as this challenge is over I plan on doing that. Six more letters til I get to 200 words. ƒº
Task 3
1) Courtney Yates: She's the only person that can go on that show and make being that thin look cool.
2) Jaime Dugan: She has that visual thinking down pact, I mean after a while I'm sure people started to see right through it.
3) Erik Huffman: who doesn't want to see a hot musician trying to rough it in the wilderness?
4) Natalie White: She was smart enough to stick to Russell like glue, need I say more?
5) Parvati Shallow: the girl knows how to shake her ass and stick out her boobs to make guys do whatever she wants.
6) Colby: He was asked back to be on heroes vs villains, must mean he did something right the first time.
7) Jessica "Sugar" Kiper: she got far and kicked ace to the curb when he wanted the idol. at least she has some brains
8) Sandra: she's smart enough to have won the first survivor and may win this season too, how can she not be seen as amazing
9) Todd Herzog: He took courtney to the finals cuz courtneys just that amazing. he deserves to be considered amazing just for that fact.
10) Heidi: that girl had like the biggest boobs ever and still made it far.
11) Jenna: She stuck with heidi and they were the best duo ever.
12) Eliza: at least she was smart enough to realize that that idol was fake in micronesia
13) James: who else could have two hidden immunity idiols and get blindsided with them.
14) Ozzy: He was dumb enough to not play his idols that he had, and well hes cute so he should be considered amazing.
15) Stephenie: she got her shoulder poppoed out of the socket and wnet back to playing the game, that takes some skill.
16) sonja christopher: first voted out, of first season ever, that had to take some skill.
17) Kelly Wigglesworth: I think she should be on this list just cuz she has a funny last name.
18) Danielle DiLorenzo: well shes one of the most invisible players in history that gets asked back for all stars... maybe she slept with production
19) ethan: cuz he has cancer and thats sad so he deserves to be considered amazing for a self esteem booster.
20) russell: he's like the king of hidden immunity idols.
21) Bob Crowley: he actually made a believable looking fake hidden immunity idol
22) ashley massaro: only cuz one of my besties fav survivors ever is her.
23) leslie nease: who doesnt love an uber christian
24) jean-robert: every season needs its own jean robert, and he had to start that trend somehow.
25) jonny fairplay: one of the best liars ever.
26) mick: he's a doctor and can make a housecall to me any day
27) yau-man: who doesn't love somebody with such a cool name
28) denise martin: putting the mullet back in style since Survivor season 15
29) aras: he has a cool name and won his season
30) bobby jon: he had cool hair
31) Chad (vanuatu): he had a prostetic leg so thats pretty sweet since he went out into the wilderness!
32) rob mariano: defined the boston accent for all reality tv shows
33) amber brkrich: was dumb enough to marry rob for his crazy accent
34) tijuana: i just like her name cuz it reminds me of mexico
35) osten: just cuz i alawys want to spell his name 'austin' and tell him to spell it right!
36) christy smith: if i was deaf i wouldnt have been able to last that long
37) richard hatch: i think the only survivor to walk around naked
38) michael skupin: the only one to fall in a fire
39) Russell swan: the only one to fight being med vac'ed and actually like pass out on tv.
40) butch: his name reminds me of like a butchish lesbian :X
41) roger sexton: his last names amusing
42) candice woodcock: cuz she makes me wonder how she ever got onto heroes vs villians when she did nothing
43) stephanie dill: cuz i like dill pickles
44) tanya vance: cuz her dad died while she was on the show
45) sarah jones: just cuz she has two common names
46) kelly goldsmith: cuz blondes are amazing
47) elisabeth filarski: my fav survivor til courtney was on china
48) rudy boesch: cuz he always kinda freaked me out
49) jenna lewis: cuz she was on borneo and all stars
50) bb anderson: cuz his name reminds me of bb king.
Task 4
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Task 5
Task 6
KENNY: He thinks he has everybody fooled but little does he know we can see right through him.
JESSICA: She's probably one of the biggest cunts in this game. She should have been voted out ages ago.
JT: Such a follower, does he not know what to do without a leash on him?
TODD: Todd needs to grow up and quit changing his avatar every 10 minutes... really do you think we care?
JUDD: Judd makes JT independent. All he ever did was follow Parvati's orders.
Task 7
G0GiRLxASH (11:59:40 PM): Jessica.
mschwank1 (12:00:12 AM): jessica
lukematthew28 (12:01:13 AM): jessica
Marty Loving (12:02:38 AM): Jessica
brownlost69 (12:08:13 AM): jessica
Task 8
Incomplete
Task 9
To Andii: I think your the most amazing person ever becuase of the fact that we were in urtv8 together and had our own diary room and we wre phenomal nad shouldve won the game. i <3 you forever and hope that we stay friends always
To Taylor: so your one of my favorite pws besides andii. your amazing. even though you hate me for taking out heidi. sorry aobut that. your one of my favs from urtv8 housecalls <33 i'll <3 you forever. you shoul dhave played this game cuz we would been amazing
To Meow: so i haven't talked to you as a prediction writer ever, but your pretty amazing I like cats too, but my cats annoyyingg. she whines too much. urtv is the best series ever and since your a pw and house calls that just means your twice as amazing. i'm doing the challeng eso thats why your getting this message haha
To Shir: so i'm doing the challenge and because i am i have to tell you how amazing you are. ithink your pretty awesome and you totally deserved hte win in chronos ;-) even though we didnt get along in urtv8. you should listen to the chipmunks singing bad romance, its pretty funny.
To Lorii: ok so i'm doing the lovely challenge for urtv and becuase i am i get to tell you how awesome you are you totally deserved the win in urtv8 and since you wont hat your pretty awesome. not to mention your a prediction writer which means you get to read all my amazing confessionals which means that makes you twice as aweomse :-D
To Animal: and just wanted to tel lyou that your awesome and amazing and the best pw ever. we were both super fun in lost i'm sad we didnt make it farther :-D but youre awesome and amazing and i'mr unning out of adjectives on how to describe how awesome you areand i hope this is 50 words
To Britti: i think your pretty awesome and i'm sad that you had to be voted out but because your part of urtv your just awesome by default. maybe wel'l play another game sometime together so that we can kick ass
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
N/A, Task 7 Incomplete
Task 1
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Task 2
Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir all were going down the street one day singing a song called Beep. Andii was like it’s funny that Taylor is already looking at my boobs. Lorri was jealous that no one was looking at her BEEP. Meow was still a kitty back in the day and she was meowing trying to get everyone’s attention. Animal was the only one paying attention to Meow’s BEEP. Britti and her Canadian friend Shir were all like come on up to Manitoba and see our BEEP. Taylor was surrounded my so many girls he started to look at the Candians and at that point Andii slapped him so hard he started to bleed. Andii felt sorry and started to flash him and show him her BEEP, the Canadians got all pissed off because they thought Andii was a fake Canadian, they started to get in a fight while Meow mix was still running around the streets looking for something to eat. Animal bent over and picked Meow mix up. Everyone gathered around to pet Meow. Meow started purrying and Taylor and all the girls stopped and forgot about what they were even fighting about. The End
Task 3
Sonja Christopher b/c she sings songs
B. B. Andersen b/c he’s an old fart
Stacey Stillman b/c Stacey sounds hot
Ramona Gray b/c his last name is gay
Dirk Been b/c he reminds me of dirk nowvitski
Joel Klug b/c KC played as him in ururuakakakuarukuakakurauka
Gretchen Cordy b/c Gretchen sounds like an oldy lady playing Conasta
Greg Buis b/c he was first booted in NG
Jenna Lewis b/c she has a sex tape out
Gervase Peterson b/c she’s an old wrinkly woman
Colleen Haskell b/c she got mad at me in a game once
Sean Kenniff b/c he should be bald
Sue Hawk b/c she got laid by Hatch
Rudy Boesch b/c he wanted to get laid by hatch
Kelly Wiglesworth b/c she should do playboy
Richard Hatch b/c he likes apples
Debb Eaton b/c she’s a red head
Kel Gleason b/c he’s keenan and kel
Maralyn Hershey b/c she’s the name of a candy bar
Mitchell Olson b/c Mitchell South Dakota is a good town
Kimmi Kappenberg b/c Kimmi has a fine ass
Michael Skupin b/c Skupin is just a fantastic name
Jeff Varner b/c he’s almost Warner brothers
Alicia Calaway b/c she likes Callaway golf balls
Jerri Manthey b/c she is in playboy
Nick Brown b/c he reminds me of Frogs
Amber Brkich b/c she married Boston Rob
Rodger Bingham b/c he has saggy balls
Elisabeth Filarski b/c she fights Rosey
Keith Famie b/c she’s famous
Colby Donaldson b/c he remdins me of Donald duck
Tina Wesson b/c she weighs 50 pounds
Diane Ogden b/c she likes lighting
Jessie Camacho b/c Jessie is a hot name
Carl Bilancione b/c Carl Winslow kicks ass
Linda Spencer b/c Spencer is where I live
Silas Gaither b/c Silas wears a hat
Lindsey Richter b/c she’s rich
Clarence Black b/c Clarence and I are aligned in a game
Kelly Goldsmith b/c Kelly is hot
Brandon Quinton b/c Brandon has a weird last name
Frank Garrison b/c all Franks are funny
Kim Powers b/c her real name is Kim Possible
Teresa Cooper b/c Teressa is a dogs name
Tom Buchanan b/c he likes Men
Lex van den Berghe b/c Lex wears earings
Kim Johnson b/c I have a friend named this person
Ethan Zohn b/c he won
Peter Harkey b/c he likes the Leif Garrett Garrett bunch
Patricia Jackson b/c Patricia heaton is a milf
Hunter Ellis b/c Hunter likes squirrels
Sarah Jones b/c Sarah is cute
Gabriel Cade b/c Gab is a bum
Gina Crews b/c Gina is a cute mom
Task 4
bigbrotherabode3.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ads&thread=115
Task 5
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Task 6
Jessica ¡V she wastes my idols ƒ¼
JT ¡V he never replies to people
Judd ¡V he lies about anything and everything
Kenny ¡V you¡¦re an asshole
Todd ¡V watches the hills =x
Task 7
Megan (10:36:25 PM): kenny
Lunadarkhawk (10:37:52 PM): KeNnY
Jessica Drummelsmith (10:38:26 PM): Hi Kenny
brownlost69 (10:38:32 PM): Kenny
mschwank1 (11:02:40 PM): kenny
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: Meowhollyking you are very awesome because you have a lime on top of your head, and you will stick up for me when kc told me not to IM in this challenge. You make a great Megan in that survivor game and you shoud have won just b/c you are so awesome.
To Taylor: Taylor is a very nice member of society and kicks ass for being awesome. He is awesome because he has frog smileys and lives in the greatest state of all the united states. He enjoys rabbits and that makes me really happy. He is awesome when he sticks his tongue out
To Andii: Flakeronie is awesome because she is listed as a fake Canadian, even though she lives in a beautiful state of Indiana. She likes to play in my confessional and likes to eat cheese even tho I’m not sure if she really does. She is my favorite pw but don’t tell anyone else.
To Shir: Courtneyschina is awesome because she weights 50 pounds just like myself Kenny. She won the first survivor season in this series and she is a very nice pw even though she doesn’t want to talk to me in my confessional anymore I know deep done that she is in love with keeny.
To Lorii: LoriiHearn is awesome because we meet in urtv ate, and she is from new found land but then she became a real Canadian and moved somewhere else where her clocks didn’t have aids. She is one of the greatest urtv players evern tho she only played one and she needs to represent a couple more.
To Animal: AnimalFun106 is awesome because he has fun in hi screen name along with animal. He likes to bake me cookies and cyber sex with me when no one else is on to pleasure himself. Even though he’s an inactive fuck, he’s still a great guy. And I like his hair.
To Britti: Thatsso britti is awesome because she’s the first Canadian I have ever met, she got screwed in the game because of wrong tribes but then she got to become a pw and even though I gave this award out 3 times, she is the best pw by far for sure hi
To me: URTVKC you are awesome because your name is KC and it’s nicknamed for kitty cat. You have goats that lick you at night and you like to have the answering machine run on skype. You are hosting a beautiful game and exile was written very well. And you like apples.
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 16 minutes
brownlost69 (12:09:20 AM): i hate this challenge
Task 1
Task 2
Once upon a time, there was a pair of twins named Andii and Lorii. They were really popular, they had so many friends, named Meow, Animal and Britti. However not everyone was their friends. They also had two enemies, twins Taylor and Shir. Taylor and Shir thought they were a better set of twins than Andii and Lorii and set out to prove it. They created a decathlon for all of them to compete in and whoever won the most amount of tasks would be deemed as the best pair of twins. Andii and Lorii took an early lead after winning the bean bag toss and the Calculus problem challenge but with the surprise help of Animal, Taylor and Shir were able to pull out a win in Extreme Twister and Life-Size Risk. After winning 5 matches to Taylor and Shir's 4, Andii and Lorri thought they had this in the bag. However, during the last competition, a soft-pretzel eating contest, Lorii decided it would be best to throw it b/c she knew that you don't need a contest to see who's the better twin. Andii, Taylor and Shir all agreed and they decided to call it a draw. However, Meow, Britti and Animal didn't like this so they stabbed all 4 of them. It was very brutal and painful but since the three of them were betting on it, it was deemed necessary. Andii, Taylor, Lorii and Shir decided to haunt the three of them for the rest of their lives until they committed suicide in a most painful manner. The end.
Task 3
1. Michelle Chase- b/c her name is Michelle
2. Gillian Larson- b/c she loved elephants
3. Paloma whatever- b/c she has a really fun name
4. Jacquie Berg- b/c who spells Jacquie that way
5. Danny "GC" Brown- b/c i've never seen someone use the initials GC
6. Kelly Czarchneicki- b/c she's from Illinois!
7. Ace Gordon- b/c he's the only survivor w/a british accent
8. Dan Kay- b/c i regularly play as him in Gabon replays
9. Marcus Lehman- b/c he's a lawyer
10. Charlie Hershel- b/c he's the first gay person i mentioned
11. Diane Ogden- b/c i have a coworker named Diane
12. Jessie Camacho- b/c she's Taylor's enemy in Survivor Vs
13. Carl Bilancione- b/c if i don't say this, he'll make me sleep with the fishes
14. Linda Spencer- b/c my best friend's mom is named linda
15. Silas Gaither- b/c he was in this game
16. Clarence Black- b/c he stole the beans
17. Kelly Goldsmith- b/c her last name has an element in it
18. Brandon Quinton- b/c i love gays!
19. Frank Garrison- b/c he was in the military
20. Kim Powers- b/c it made Lex mad
21. Nicole Delma- b/c she was voted out first in PI
22. Ryan Shoulders- b/c his last name is a body part
23 and 24. Lillian Morris and Burton Roberts- b/c they both returned to the game and made it far
25. Michelle Tesauro- b/c my former best friend was named Michelle
26. Trish Dunn- how could you not love Mama Trish Bitch?
27. Shawn Cohen- b/c he was cute
28. Osten Taylor- b/c he's the first to quit
29. Andrew Savage- b/c he's from Chicago
30. Ryan Opray- b/c he dated another Survivor contestant
31. Marisa Calihan- b/c she's kinda dumb
32. Mike Borassi- b/c he was old
33. Betsy Bolan- b/c she didn't trust Russell
34. Ben Browning- b/c he was a douchebag
35. Yasmin Giles- b/c she was a fierce black woman
36. Ashley Trainer- b/c she backstabbed in me JW Survivor 4
37. Russell Swan- b/c his last name is a bird
38. Liz Kim- b/c she was a smart asian
39. Erik Cardona- b/c he was blindsided for being cocky
40. Kelly Sharbough- b/c she, like many people in this game, got blindsided by an idol
41. Sekou Bunch- b/c his name is awesome
42. Billy Garcia- b/c he loves Candice
43. Cecilia Mansilla- b/c she was also on Aitu
44. JP Calderon- b/c he's smoking hot
45. Stephannie Favor- b/c she wasn't a strong black woman
46. Cao Boi Bui- b/c he told redic stories
47. Cristina Coria- b/c she was the last female from original Aitu
48. Flicka Smith- b/c she was the first white person voted out
49. Brad Virata- b/c he hooked up with JP
50. Parvati Shallow- b/c she knows how to play the game and could easily win HvV
Task 4
surviveitas.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ads&thread=312
Task 5
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Task 6
- Kenny is a dirty asian who thinks he knows everything but just wants to please his never-approving family.
- Jessica is just a dumb broad who should get back into the kitchen
- JT is too dumb to even take time out to create a unique insult
- Todd should just quit now and go back to what he's good at doing: sucking cock
- Judd is the worst of them all. He's a fat smelly liar who couldn't do anything right if someone did it for him
Task 7
kingmob85 (4:48:33 PM): Judd
odvetar (4:48:53 PM): Judd
dinkii3 (4:51:13 PM): Judd
Eric Montgomery (4:51:43 PM): judd
scott lowery (4:54:22 PM): "Judd"
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: I think you're awesome b/c you're the most fierce PW we have in the game. You're smart, you're beatiful and you're name is Meow, what's not to like? I know that if you were playing in this game, you would have put the rest of us stupid ass castaways to shame. It's an honor to have you as a PW.
To Andii: Andii, you are awesome b/c you came in second place in URTV 8. You're smart and you know exactly what it takes to win an org, even if you came just shy of it. People underestimate you and you show them what it really takes to not only be awesome, but bring awesome to the next level
To Taylor: Taylor, you are awesome b/c you've always been there for me. Even though you're not in this game, I can use you to vent at let my feelings out and know that you'll understand. You've been invaluable to me during this game, and I'm so happy that I introduced you to URTV 4, it's been an amazing history ever since
To Lorii: Lorii, you are awesome b/c in URTV 8, you are the only person I truly trusted. I wanted to make the finals with you, and if it wasn't for Nathan, we would have. You're smart, funny and you really capture the essence of awesome. I'm happy that I met you, and I hope we can work together in future games
To Animal: Animal, you are awesome b/c waaaay back when, in SBB like 5 or something, you helped get me farther in the game. You've been a very good PW this season, and I know that without you the PW hut would definitely have been lacking some of their best talent.
To Britti: Britti, you are awesome simply b/c you're one of my favorite people in ORGs. you're super fun, really easy to talk to and i don't regret meeting you at all. i'm sad that you're not playing in this game b/c i know that we would make a strong team together and i can't wait until we get the chance to play again
To Shir: Shir, where do i begin? You're my original URTV alliance, back in Season 4 and without you i know I wouldn't have had fun. You've always been great to me, both in 4 and 8 and i know that i can always count on you, and i hope you know that you can always count on me. and i would say all of this even if KC didn't tell me to
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 25 minutes
And with that...
KENNY WINS IMMUNITY!
Congratulations Kenny, you have earned yourself a spot in the final four. You may choose to send someone to Exile. This is the second to last chance to go there.
Everyone else - one of you will be joining the jury tonight. Pack up your stuff and head back to camp. I'll see you tonight.
Let's get into what the tasks were:
1) Draw a picture of the entire cast & jury. Do not cut and paste pictures, you must draw. Everyone must be labeled.
2) Write a short story (at least 200 words) about all the Prediction Writers. Keyword here is write. Do not simply find a story and include our names. Prediction writers include: Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir.
3) List the 50 greatest Survivor players of all time along with a reason for each.
4) Go to any Proboards site of your choice (Not this one) and post in it's advertisements section with the following message in size 7 font: [ Your name ] IS GOING TO WIN THIS GAME!
5) Complete this simple puzzle: three.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=3563256&k=14343627
6) List everyone currently playing the game and say something mean about each person, including yourself.
7) Get 5 people to IM me your castaways name. I don't care who they are or how you do this.
8) Make a new thread in your confessional called "50 reasons why I fail at life". In each post, post a picture and a caption under it explaining why it pertains to you failing at life. All pictures should be unique.
9) IM each Prediction Writer and give each of them a 50 word reason on why they're awesome. Look for their screen names in the AIM List thread. Copy and paste all of the messages you sent in your thread.
10) Make your avatar the Memory Wall picture of a former URTV Big Brother winner. You may not use anyone that someone else is using. Use this site if you need help: urtvhome.proboards.com/index.cgi
Now let's see how you all did.
Task 1
Task 2
One fine day Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir were very bored and they didn't know what to do. As they were leavng Taylor's house to go on a random adventure, Britti noticed that a huge hole had been dug in Taylor's front lawn. "What's that?" She asked and no one knew the answer. Everyone was confused. "I don't fucking know!" Said Taylor. "My parents are going to kill me when they see this!" Meow was secretly in love with Taylor and didn't want his parents to kill him so she came up with a brilliant idea. "Why don't we fill the hole up with jello!" Andii thought that was a great idea. She decided to go to the supermarket and buy 70,000 boxes of jello to fill the hole up. While she was gone, Lorii got all the ingredients ready and when Andii got back everyone helped make the jello. Animal was very hungry and hadn't eaten in days and instead of focusing on making the jello to fill the hole, Animal ate all the jello. Taylor was so upset because now he didn't have anything to fill the hole with and he didn't want his parents to kill him, so since Animal had gotten really fat from eating all the jello he shoved Animal's fat body into the hole to fill it up. When Taylor's parents came home they couldn't figure out why there were 70,000 boxes of jello in the kitchen, but they wanted some so Andii went back to the store and everyone made jello for Taylor's parents.
Task 3
1. Sean Kenniff - alphabet strategy
2. Sue Hawk - best jury speech
3. Richard Hatch - first winner
4. Mike Skupin - first medivac
5. Alicia Calaway - will always wave her finger in your face !
6. Tina Wesson - first female winner
7. Lindsey Richter - beat old man at trivia tiebreaker
8. Frank Garrison - crazy man who beats antlers on the tribe flag
9. Teresa Cooper - had sex on an airplane
10. Ethan Zohn - true Survivor
11. Peter Harkey - first male to be first voted off
12. John Carroll - wasn't afraid when Kathy peed on him
13. Ghandia Johnson - no one could ever scream louder than her
14. Shii Ann Huang - when you assume you make an ass out of you and me
15. Brian Heidik - porn stars are true Survivors !
16. Christy Smith - she's deaf and went on the show, need I say more ?
17. Jonny Fairplay - one of the great villains ever
18. Chad Crittenden - went on the show with one leg, a true Survivor
19. Wanda Shirk- she sang the most beautiful song ever
20. Janu Torrell - first person to endure Exile, I think
21. Steph LaGrossa - was the last member left of her tribe
22. Jenn Lyon - lost a hard battle with cancer, but still a Survivor
23. Tina Scheer - lost her son
24. Cirie Fields - master strategist
25. Parvati Shallow - queen of Survivor
26. Michelle Yi - that time she fell of the pedestal was hilarious, unfair boot too
27. Earl Cole - first winner to receive all jury votes
28. PG Law - put up a huge fight in China, very respectable
29. Denise Martin - had to lie about being a lunch lady
30. Amanda Kimmel - made it to the finals in back to back seasons
31. Courtney Yates - never thought an anorexic girl would last 39 days
32. Todd Herzog - arguably one of the best players to ever play the game
33. Marcus Lehman - first penis to be exposed on Survivor
34. Corrine Kaplan - a bigger bitch than Jerri, is that possible ?
35. Bob Crowley - king of HIIs
36. Sandy Burgin - was hilarious and made it farther than expected
37. Spencer Duhm - huge fan, early boot, but hey he's dating me !
38. Tyson Apostol - hot
39. Coach Wade - one of the craziest Survivors ever
40. Taj Johnson-George - hated her on the show but had one of the best lines ever
41. Erinn Lobdell - shoulda won don't wanna talk about it
42. Marisa Calihan - smart girl, just dumb enough to show it
43. Betsy Bolan - same thing, saw through Russel but he could tell
44. Yasmin Giles - hilarious, need I say more ?
45. Laura Morett - femme fatale
46. Monica Padilla - great player but didn't figure the game out til it was too late
47. Russel Hantz - found how many HIIs without a clue ??
48. Natalie White - killed a rat !
49. Boston Rob - the Robfather
50. Amber Mariano - married to the Robfather
Task 4
bigbrotherglee.proboards.com/inde....=ads&thread=170
Task 5
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Task 6
Todd - I smell.
Jess - She is a bitch in her confessionals.
Kenny - He is a filthy cock sucking traitor.
Judd- He is a wishy washy scumbag.
JT - He is a lying sack of shit who loves voting for me.
Task 7
taylorstreet@hotmail.com (8:38:43 PM): Todd
Bridget Russell (8:38:56 PM): todd
Justin Thomas (8:38:59 PM): todd
brownlost69 (8:39:09 PM): todd
eaglzfannnn (8:39:42 PM): todd
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Taylor: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Britti: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Andii: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Lorii: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Animal: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
To Shir: You are awesome because you are the best prediction writer to ever walk this planet. You help me out when I have questions and even do challenges with me. Without you, I would not have gotten this far in the game. You are also awesome because I love and adore you.
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 40 minutes
Task 1
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Task 2
Once upon a time there were 7 stalkers. They were a mesterious bunch, and nobody really knew what they did. They went by the names, Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti and Shir. They liked to talk about people....maybe even mock? Who do they like? Who do they hate? Well no one really knows. Except that it was obvious they all loved Heidi.
The funny thing about these people was that they all looked kind of......sick. The only thing anyone ever saw were these tiny pictures. Each one looked a little green. Maybe spent a little too much time at sea??? Nobody really knows.
They helped out the great Probst a fair amount. Taylor seemed to be around the most....so some could say he was the leader of these sea sick stalkers. One was a cat....thats weird. Another is an animal?? Dont confuse him with the cat though. One is a stick......yes these people are weird.
If you ever come in contact with them.....give them some gravol. It could definietly help them out in their sea sickness. Not the stick though. Give her some food. It will help her out greatly. But watch out for the animal....cause he will probably try stealing it.
Come to think of it...thats probably why she is so stick like. Animal steals all the food.
Someone should help her out and do something about that.
Perhaps one day we will realize what these people really do. But I’m sure they have a lot to say.
Task 3
1. Parvati-You cant deny that Parvati is the greatest. She dominated Micro....and in this last ep has proved she is unstoppable
2. Todd- One of the best winners. Controlled most of China.
3. Amanda- Some will deny this...but she got to the end twice. No easy task. And she is doing.........alright in HvV
4. Cirie- Not a physical threat....but in her first two seasons made it to merge and dominated. Her social game is TOP notch
5. JT- Pretty much handed the win. And was awesome in HvV until he decided to be STUPID.
6. Russell- It pains me....but he knows his shit. Just needs to figure out the social game.
7. Terri- Dominated challenge wise. Would have won in the end.
8. Tom- Strong competitor and was a force in Palau. Screwed over in HvV
9. Jenna- The Parvati of pre AS
10. Richard- Would rank him higher....but its Richard. He would never do well ever again. But he basically created what Survivor is
11. Sugar- Some would smack me...but she was amazing in Gabon. Found the idol...and controlled ALOT of the game
12. Kenny- Same as Sugar. Should have made it to the end IMO
13. Colby- Strong in challenges in Aus....one of the most memorable end moves.
14. Steph- perhaps the strongest female survivor ever.
15. Chris- Did what Eric couldnt do in Micro
16. Ozzy- Probably one of the best challenge wise. Should be in HvV
17. Yul- some say the best winner....he is just sooo boring
18. Danni- Hot
19. Stephen- Would have won if the jury could see the game before the vote. LOL
20. Boston Rob- Would be ranked higher but he just came to mind. Its B-Rob....he IS Survivor.
21. Rupert- Makes it far all the time despite being annoying around camp.
22. Earl- I hardly rememebr Fiji....but he controlled alot LOL
23. Yau Man- Screwed over in both his seasons. Should have won Fiji
24. Ethan- Should have done better in AS. Now a survivor in real life (awwwww)
25. Sandra- The anyone but me strategy works wonders
26. Courtney- Very weak...but her mouth can destroy.
27. Erik- Had stupid Galu not gone against him.....BIG chance of being the winner
28. Eliza- Another who is annoying...but seems to be able to squeek by.
29. Twila- Could have won Van....but lacks the social game
30. Tina- The fact that Colby brought her to the end is enough to say she is a good player. she had to do something to make him do that
31. Marcus- Could have done well in Gabon. But made some stupid mistakes
32. Candice- Did not like her being in HvV....but has surprised me. she got game
33. Natalie- Managed to beat Russell....worth a mention
34. Brett- Beat the odds at the end of the game. Shitt end challenge
35. Coach- A Kook! But can pull ppl in.
36. Tracey- Early boot....but had the pipes to make some waves in the game
37. Michelle Yi- I just love her....screwed over big time
38. JFP- missed out on HvV cause he quit FvF. But up there as biggest villaisn ever.
39. Shii ann- Another screwed over by a twist. Beat some odds in AS
40. Amber- Having an alpha male carry you to the end isnt a terrible strat
41. Sue- Her rat and snake speech earns her a spot
42. Vecepia- She won
43. Lil- She was voted out....then made F2. i hate that though
44. Gary- found the first ever hidden idol
45. Rafe- the video of him crossing the rope HA
46. Bob....only cause he won
47. Sierra- Made it further than Tyson. LOLworthy
48. Taj....great pre merge
49. Becky- only cause she is in Aitu 4
50. Sundra- see above
Task 4
shadowpalau.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ads&action=display&thread=274&page=1
Task 5
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Task 6
Todd- Todd is a stupid head
Jess- Ew last girl standing. Maybe someone should hand her another idol to stay in the game. loser
Kenny- You seriously played that idol? Its a fucking stick you idiot!!
Judd- Judd is fat. Thats the only thing worth opening my mouth to say about this guy
JT- I mean its hard to be mean to this guy....but he hasnt done shit. One move at F7 right?
Task 7
babyxxxdarlin (8:05:22 PM): JT
jjillhott (8:06:26 PM): JT
peacexxlovexx1 (8:11:40 PM): JT
AlexCocaCola (8:13:30 PM): JT
Mr ShadzCat (8:13:36 PM): JT
Task 8
Incomplete
Task 9
To Taylor: urtvjt (5:16:52 PM): taypiz..we met in this crazy game called shadow. you didnt last nearly long enough for my liking. we should have ran that game. sergeant and jerry are the two coolest ppl two ever grace the shadow games. i also really dig yer sunglasses. am i a stalker??? no i have seen them on FB. we should be best friends in real life. want to be? you better not break my heart. is this 50 words yet? im not sure...but all i know is even if it was...50 words aint enough for me to say how cool you are
To Britti: (7:22:45 PM): hi britti...i dont think we know each other. maybe we do? but i dont know. LOL. you have flowers on your background and i think that is very neat. if we met in real life i know we would be best friends. maybe i should have added you to my AIM earlier so we COULD be best friends. even writting this i am realizing how in love with u i am. love. not lust. love. am i creeping you out? i sure hope not because that would make me said. JT and Britti....has a nice ring to it dont it? is this 50 words yet? i feel like i could talk about u for hours
To Animal: urtvjt (8:19:57 PM): animal....we met in this crazy game called shadow. we were on the same tribe...but not the same side. why oh why did this happen?? it should have been sarge and JP at the end. anything else really is lame. can we be best friends in real life? i think it would be a grand time. i voted for u to win...and it made me happy. did it make u happy? oh wait! we didnt meet in shadow. I met you when u were greg in xtreme. but we didnt talk. is this 50 words yet....even if it is...50 aint enough words for me to express my feelings for u
To Lorii: lorriiiii. do we know each other?? i think we do not. but i feel like ive known u my whole life. i feel like we could be best friends. i do believe u were nakomis?? she is one of my favs ever!!! screwed over in as's. but i doubt u are ever screwed over. cause u are so amazing. if it were up to me...we would be best friends and hang out each and every day. i know this should be 50 words...but i feel like i could go on for hours about the amazingness that is lori.
To Meow: urtvJT: (6:29:48 PM) meow meow meow. you were flicka pw in shadow allstars. and i dont think u liked me but i like you! we should obviously be best friends. you told me you did an endurance challenge for a loooooong time. i admire you!!! i couldnt do that. if i could write songs...i would write a song about a cat and JT. it would be a hit. anything about u would be a hit. maybe one day we can play a game together instead of u being a pw?? shadow winners are da best!!! is this 50 words yet?? i feel like i could talk about u for hours
To Shir: Shir...you are amazing because you are Canadian. But if I am talking to Court...yer amazing cause yer a stick. Yer probably the only person I know that can literally not eat anything...and still Survive. Like a great man once said...No Mass..All Class. I wish we could be best friends in real life. Courtney...not Shir. No no I am kidding...id rather be friends with Shir. Is this 50 words yet? even though 50 words is not nearly enough for me to express my love to u
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
N/A, Task 8 incomplete
Task 1
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Task 2
One day Jessica had to do this horrible challenge that KC made her do. She had to IM all the prediction writers such as Andii, Taylor, Animal, Britti, Lorii, and Shir. All of them answered her but Andii. This made Jessica very sad. This mad her sad because Andii is like her bff. She¡¦s currently running out of things to write and should be doing her homework. It¡¦s due tomorrow at noon. And it¡¦s not even half done yet. She wants to go to bed too, and shower would be nice but she still has to keep writing this story. Jessica hates Kc for making her do this challenge and will fin d away to get back at him at some point. My friend thinks KC is nocturnal for making me do this challenge so late. But it is kind my own fault cuz I decided to do this challenge this late at night. Todd told me earlier that is time consuming and I didn¡¦t believe him. I have to scan my friends homework and shes bugging me to do it so as soon as this challenge is over I plan on doing that. Six more letters til I get to 200 words. ƒº
Task 3
1) Courtney Yates: She's the only person that can go on that show and make being that thin look cool.
2) Jaime Dugan: She has that visual thinking down pact, I mean after a while I'm sure people started to see right through it.
3) Erik Huffman: who doesn't want to see a hot musician trying to rough it in the wilderness?
4) Natalie White: She was smart enough to stick to Russell like glue, need I say more?
5) Parvati Shallow: the girl knows how to shake her ass and stick out her boobs to make guys do whatever she wants.
6) Colby: He was asked back to be on heroes vs villains, must mean he did something right the first time.
7) Jessica "Sugar" Kiper: she got far and kicked ace to the curb when he wanted the idol. at least she has some brains
8) Sandra: she's smart enough to have won the first survivor and may win this season too, how can she not be seen as amazing
9) Todd Herzog: He took courtney to the finals cuz courtneys just that amazing. he deserves to be considered amazing just for that fact.
10) Heidi: that girl had like the biggest boobs ever and still made it far.
11) Jenna: She stuck with heidi and they were the best duo ever.
12) Eliza: at least she was smart enough to realize that that idol was fake in micronesia
13) James: who else could have two hidden immunity idiols and get blindsided with them.
14) Ozzy: He was dumb enough to not play his idols that he had, and well hes cute so he should be considered amazing.
15) Stephenie: she got her shoulder poppoed out of the socket and wnet back to playing the game, that takes some skill.
16) sonja christopher: first voted out, of first season ever, that had to take some skill.
17) Kelly Wigglesworth: I think she should be on this list just cuz she has a funny last name.
18) Danielle DiLorenzo: well shes one of the most invisible players in history that gets asked back for all stars... maybe she slept with production
19) ethan: cuz he has cancer and thats sad so he deserves to be considered amazing for a self esteem booster.
20) russell: he's like the king of hidden immunity idols.
21) Bob Crowley: he actually made a believable looking fake hidden immunity idol
22) ashley massaro: only cuz one of my besties fav survivors ever is her.
23) leslie nease: who doesnt love an uber christian
24) jean-robert: every season needs its own jean robert, and he had to start that trend somehow.
25) jonny fairplay: one of the best liars ever.
26) mick: he's a doctor and can make a housecall to me any day
27) yau-man: who doesn't love somebody with such a cool name
28) denise martin: putting the mullet back in style since Survivor season 15
29) aras: he has a cool name and won his season
30) bobby jon: he had cool hair
31) Chad (vanuatu): he had a prostetic leg so thats pretty sweet since he went out into the wilderness!
32) rob mariano: defined the boston accent for all reality tv shows
33) amber brkrich: was dumb enough to marry rob for his crazy accent
34) tijuana: i just like her name cuz it reminds me of mexico
35) osten: just cuz i alawys want to spell his name 'austin' and tell him to spell it right!
36) christy smith: if i was deaf i wouldnt have been able to last that long
37) richard hatch: i think the only survivor to walk around naked
38) michael skupin: the only one to fall in a fire
39) Russell swan: the only one to fight being med vac'ed and actually like pass out on tv.
40) butch: his name reminds me of like a butchish lesbian :X
41) roger sexton: his last names amusing
42) candice woodcock: cuz she makes me wonder how she ever got onto heroes vs villians when she did nothing
43) stephanie dill: cuz i like dill pickles
44) tanya vance: cuz her dad died while she was on the show
45) sarah jones: just cuz she has two common names
46) kelly goldsmith: cuz blondes are amazing
47) elisabeth filarski: my fav survivor til courtney was on china
48) rudy boesch: cuz he always kinda freaked me out
49) jenna lewis: cuz she was on borneo and all stars
50) bb anderson: cuz his name reminds me of bb king.
Task 4
survivorreworked.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=advertisements&thread=1521
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Task 5
Task 6
KENNY: He thinks he has everybody fooled but little does he know we can see right through him.
JESSICA: She's probably one of the biggest cunts in this game. She should have been voted out ages ago.
JT: Such a follower, does he not know what to do without a leash on him?
TODD: Todd needs to grow up and quit changing his avatar every 10 minutes... really do you think we care?
JUDD: Judd makes JT independent. All he ever did was follow Parvati's orders.
Task 7
G0GiRLxASH (11:59:40 PM): Jessica.
mschwank1 (12:00:12 AM): jessica
lukematthew28 (12:01:13 AM): jessica
Marty Loving (12:02:38 AM): Jessica
brownlost69 (12:08:13 AM): jessica
Task 8
Incomplete
Task 9
To Andii: I think your the most amazing person ever becuase of the fact that we were in urtv8 together and had our own diary room and we wre phenomal nad shouldve won the game. i <3 you forever and hope that we stay friends always
To Taylor: so your one of my favorite pws besides andii. your amazing. even though you hate me for taking out heidi. sorry aobut that. your one of my favs from urtv8 housecalls <33 i'll <3 you forever. you shoul dhave played this game cuz we would been amazing
To Meow: so i haven't talked to you as a prediction writer ever, but your pretty amazing I like cats too, but my cats annoyyingg. she whines too much. urtv is the best series ever and since your a pw and house calls that just means your twice as amazing. i'm doing the challeng eso thats why your getting this message haha
To Shir: so i'm doing the challenge and because i am i have to tell you how amazing you are. ithink your pretty awesome and you totally deserved hte win in chronos ;-) even though we didnt get along in urtv8. you should listen to the chipmunks singing bad romance, its pretty funny.
To Lorii: ok so i'm doing the lovely challenge for urtv and becuase i am i get to tell you how awesome you are you totally deserved the win in urtv8 and since you wont hat your pretty awesome. not to mention your a prediction writer which means you get to read all my amazing confessionals which means that makes you twice as aweomse :-D
To Animal: and just wanted to tel lyou that your awesome and amazing and the best pw ever. we were both super fun in lost i'm sad we didnt make it farther :-D but youre awesome and amazing and i'mr unning out of adjectives on how to describe how awesome you areand i hope this is 50 words
To Britti: i think your pretty awesome and i'm sad that you had to be voted out but because your part of urtv your just awesome by default. maybe wel'l play another game sometime together so that we can kick ass
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
N/A, Task 7 Incomplete
Task 1
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Task 2
Andii, Taylor, Lorii, Meow, Animal, Britti, and Shir all were going down the street one day singing a song called Beep. Andii was like it’s funny that Taylor is already looking at my boobs. Lorri was jealous that no one was looking at her BEEP. Meow was still a kitty back in the day and she was meowing trying to get everyone’s attention. Animal was the only one paying attention to Meow’s BEEP. Britti and her Canadian friend Shir were all like come on up to Manitoba and see our BEEP. Taylor was surrounded my so many girls he started to look at the Candians and at that point Andii slapped him so hard he started to bleed. Andii felt sorry and started to flash him and show him her BEEP, the Canadians got all pissed off because they thought Andii was a fake Canadian, they started to get in a fight while Meow mix was still running around the streets looking for something to eat. Animal bent over and picked Meow mix up. Everyone gathered around to pet Meow. Meow started purrying and Taylor and all the girls stopped and forgot about what they were even fighting about. The End
Task 3
Sonja Christopher b/c she sings songs
B. B. Andersen b/c he’s an old fart
Stacey Stillman b/c Stacey sounds hot
Ramona Gray b/c his last name is gay
Dirk Been b/c he reminds me of dirk nowvitski
Joel Klug b/c KC played as him in ururuakakakuarukuakakurauka
Gretchen Cordy b/c Gretchen sounds like an oldy lady playing Conasta
Greg Buis b/c he was first booted in NG
Jenna Lewis b/c she has a sex tape out
Gervase Peterson b/c she’s an old wrinkly woman
Colleen Haskell b/c she got mad at me in a game once
Sean Kenniff b/c he should be bald
Sue Hawk b/c she got laid by Hatch
Rudy Boesch b/c he wanted to get laid by hatch
Kelly Wiglesworth b/c she should do playboy
Richard Hatch b/c he likes apples
Debb Eaton b/c she’s a red head
Kel Gleason b/c he’s keenan and kel
Maralyn Hershey b/c she’s the name of a candy bar
Mitchell Olson b/c Mitchell South Dakota is a good town
Kimmi Kappenberg b/c Kimmi has a fine ass
Michael Skupin b/c Skupin is just a fantastic name
Jeff Varner b/c he’s almost Warner brothers
Alicia Calaway b/c she likes Callaway golf balls
Jerri Manthey b/c she is in playboy
Nick Brown b/c he reminds me of Frogs
Amber Brkich b/c she married Boston Rob
Rodger Bingham b/c he has saggy balls
Elisabeth Filarski b/c she fights Rosey
Keith Famie b/c she’s famous
Colby Donaldson b/c he remdins me of Donald duck
Tina Wesson b/c she weighs 50 pounds
Diane Ogden b/c she likes lighting
Jessie Camacho b/c Jessie is a hot name
Carl Bilancione b/c Carl Winslow kicks ass
Linda Spencer b/c Spencer is where I live
Silas Gaither b/c Silas wears a hat
Lindsey Richter b/c she’s rich
Clarence Black b/c Clarence and I are aligned in a game
Kelly Goldsmith b/c Kelly is hot
Brandon Quinton b/c Brandon has a weird last name
Frank Garrison b/c all Franks are funny
Kim Powers b/c her real name is Kim Possible
Teresa Cooper b/c Teressa is a dogs name
Tom Buchanan b/c he likes Men
Lex van den Berghe b/c Lex wears earings
Kim Johnson b/c I have a friend named this person
Ethan Zohn b/c he won
Peter Harkey b/c he likes the Leif Garrett Garrett bunch
Patricia Jackson b/c Patricia heaton is a milf
Hunter Ellis b/c Hunter likes squirrels
Sarah Jones b/c Sarah is cute
Gabriel Cade b/c Gab is a bum
Gina Crews b/c Gina is a cute mom
Task 4
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Task 5
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Task 6
Jessica ¡V she wastes my idols ƒ¼
JT ¡V he never replies to people
Judd ¡V he lies about anything and everything
Kenny ¡V you¡¦re an asshole
Todd ¡V watches the hills =x
Task 7
Megan (10:36:25 PM): kenny
Lunadarkhawk (10:37:52 PM): KeNnY
Jessica Drummelsmith (10:38:26 PM): Hi Kenny
brownlost69 (10:38:32 PM): Kenny
mschwank1 (11:02:40 PM): kenny
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: Meowhollyking you are very awesome because you have a lime on top of your head, and you will stick up for me when kc told me not to IM in this challenge. You make a great Megan in that survivor game and you shoud have won just b/c you are so awesome.
To Taylor: Taylor is a very nice member of society and kicks ass for being awesome. He is awesome because he has frog smileys and lives in the greatest state of all the united states. He enjoys rabbits and that makes me really happy. He is awesome when he sticks his tongue out
To Andii: Flakeronie is awesome because she is listed as a fake Canadian, even though she lives in a beautiful state of Indiana. She likes to play in my confessional and likes to eat cheese even tho I’m not sure if she really does. She is my favorite pw but don’t tell anyone else.
To Shir: Courtneyschina is awesome because she weights 50 pounds just like myself Kenny. She won the first survivor season in this series and she is a very nice pw even though she doesn’t want to talk to me in my confessional anymore I know deep done that she is in love with keeny.
To Lorii: LoriiHearn is awesome because we meet in urtv ate, and she is from new found land but then she became a real Canadian and moved somewhere else where her clocks didn’t have aids. She is one of the greatest urtv players evern tho she only played one and she needs to represent a couple more.
To Animal: AnimalFun106 is awesome because he has fun in hi screen name along with animal. He likes to bake me cookies and cyber sex with me when no one else is on to pleasure himself. Even though he’s an inactive fuck, he’s still a great guy. And I like his hair.
To Britti: Thatsso britti is awesome because she’s the first Canadian I have ever met, she got screwed in the game because of wrong tribes but then she got to become a pw and even though I gave this award out 3 times, she is the best pw by far for sure hi
To me: URTVKC you are awesome because your name is KC and it’s nicknamed for kitty cat. You have goats that lick you at night and you like to have the answering machine run on skype. You are hosting a beautiful game and exile was written very well. And you like apples.
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 16 minutes
brownlost69 (12:09:20 AM): i hate this challenge
Task 1
Task 2
Once upon a time, there was a pair of twins named Andii and Lorii. They were really popular, they had so many friends, named Meow, Animal and Britti. However not everyone was their friends. They also had two enemies, twins Taylor and Shir. Taylor and Shir thought they were a better set of twins than Andii and Lorii and set out to prove it. They created a decathlon for all of them to compete in and whoever won the most amount of tasks would be deemed as the best pair of twins. Andii and Lorii took an early lead after winning the bean bag toss and the Calculus problem challenge but with the surprise help of Animal, Taylor and Shir were able to pull out a win in Extreme Twister and Life-Size Risk. After winning 5 matches to Taylor and Shir's 4, Andii and Lorri thought they had this in the bag. However, during the last competition, a soft-pretzel eating contest, Lorii decided it would be best to throw it b/c she knew that you don't need a contest to see who's the better twin. Andii, Taylor and Shir all agreed and they decided to call it a draw. However, Meow, Britti and Animal didn't like this so they stabbed all 4 of them. It was very brutal and painful but since the three of them were betting on it, it was deemed necessary. Andii, Taylor, Lorii and Shir decided to haunt the three of them for the rest of their lives until they committed suicide in a most painful manner. The end.
Task 3
1. Michelle Chase- b/c her name is Michelle
2. Gillian Larson- b/c she loved elephants
3. Paloma whatever- b/c she has a really fun name
4. Jacquie Berg- b/c who spells Jacquie that way
5. Danny "GC" Brown- b/c i've never seen someone use the initials GC
6. Kelly Czarchneicki- b/c she's from Illinois!
7. Ace Gordon- b/c he's the only survivor w/a british accent
8. Dan Kay- b/c i regularly play as him in Gabon replays
9. Marcus Lehman- b/c he's a lawyer
10. Charlie Hershel- b/c he's the first gay person i mentioned
11. Diane Ogden- b/c i have a coworker named Diane
12. Jessie Camacho- b/c she's Taylor's enemy in Survivor Vs
13. Carl Bilancione- b/c if i don't say this, he'll make me sleep with the fishes
14. Linda Spencer- b/c my best friend's mom is named linda
15. Silas Gaither- b/c he was in this game
16. Clarence Black- b/c he stole the beans
17. Kelly Goldsmith- b/c her last name has an element in it
18. Brandon Quinton- b/c i love gays!
19. Frank Garrison- b/c he was in the military
20. Kim Powers- b/c it made Lex mad
21. Nicole Delma- b/c she was voted out first in PI
22. Ryan Shoulders- b/c his last name is a body part
23 and 24. Lillian Morris and Burton Roberts- b/c they both returned to the game and made it far
25. Michelle Tesauro- b/c my former best friend was named Michelle
26. Trish Dunn- how could you not love Mama Trish Bitch?
27. Shawn Cohen- b/c he was cute
28. Osten Taylor- b/c he's the first to quit
29. Andrew Savage- b/c he's from Chicago
30. Ryan Opray- b/c he dated another Survivor contestant
31. Marisa Calihan- b/c she's kinda dumb
32. Mike Borassi- b/c he was old
33. Betsy Bolan- b/c she didn't trust Russell
34. Ben Browning- b/c he was a douchebag
35. Yasmin Giles- b/c she was a fierce black woman
36. Ashley Trainer- b/c she backstabbed in me JW Survivor 4
37. Russell Swan- b/c his last name is a bird
38. Liz Kim- b/c she was a smart asian
39. Erik Cardona- b/c he was blindsided for being cocky
40. Kelly Sharbough- b/c she, like many people in this game, got blindsided by an idol
41. Sekou Bunch- b/c his name is awesome
42. Billy Garcia- b/c he loves Candice
43. Cecilia Mansilla- b/c she was also on Aitu
44. JP Calderon- b/c he's smoking hot
45. Stephannie Favor- b/c she wasn't a strong black woman
46. Cao Boi Bui- b/c he told redic stories
47. Cristina Coria- b/c she was the last female from original Aitu
48. Flicka Smith- b/c she was the first white person voted out
49. Brad Virata- b/c he hooked up with JP
50. Parvati Shallow- b/c she knows how to play the game and could easily win HvV
Task 4
surviveitas.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ads&thread=312
Task 5
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Task 6
- Kenny is a dirty asian who thinks he knows everything but just wants to please his never-approving family.
- Jessica is just a dumb broad who should get back into the kitchen
- JT is too dumb to even take time out to create a unique insult
- Todd should just quit now and go back to what he's good at doing: sucking cock
- Judd is the worst of them all. He's a fat smelly liar who couldn't do anything right if someone did it for him
Task 7
kingmob85 (4:48:33 PM): Judd
odvetar (4:48:53 PM): Judd
dinkii3 (4:51:13 PM): Judd
Eric Montgomery (4:51:43 PM): judd
scott lowery (4:54:22 PM): "Judd"
Task 8
Completed
Task 9
To Meow: I think you're awesome b/c you're the most fierce PW we have in the game. You're smart, you're beatiful and you're name is Meow, what's not to like? I know that if you were playing in this game, you would have put the rest of us stupid ass castaways to shame. It's an honor to have you as a PW.
To Andii: Andii, you are awesome b/c you came in second place in URTV 8. You're smart and you know exactly what it takes to win an org, even if you came just shy of it. People underestimate you and you show them what it really takes to not only be awesome, but bring awesome to the next level
To Taylor: Taylor, you are awesome b/c you've always been there for me. Even though you're not in this game, I can use you to vent at let my feelings out and know that you'll understand. You've been invaluable to me during this game, and I'm so happy that I introduced you to URTV 4, it's been an amazing history ever since
To Lorii: Lorii, you are awesome b/c in URTV 8, you are the only person I truly trusted. I wanted to make the finals with you, and if it wasn't for Nathan, we would have. You're smart, funny and you really capture the essence of awesome. I'm happy that I met you, and I hope we can work together in future games
To Animal: Animal, you are awesome b/c waaaay back when, in SBB like 5 or something, you helped get me farther in the game. You've been a very good PW this season, and I know that without you the PW hut would definitely have been lacking some of their best talent.
To Britti: Britti, you are awesome simply b/c you're one of my favorite people in ORGs. you're super fun, really easy to talk to and i don't regret meeting you at all. i'm sad that you're not playing in this game b/c i know that we would make a strong team together and i can't wait until we get the chance to play again
To Shir: Shir, where do i begin? You're my original URTV alliance, back in Season 4 and without you i know I wouldn't have had fun. You've always been great to me, both in 4 and 8 and i know that i can always count on you, and i hope you know that you can always count on me. and i would say all of this even if KC didn't tell me to
Task 10
TOTAL TIME
1 hour, 25 minutes
And with that...
KENNY WINS IMMUNITY!
Congratulations Kenny, you have earned yourself a spot in the final four. You may choose to send someone to Exile. This is the second to last chance to go there.
Everyone else - one of you will be joining the jury tonight. Pack up your stuff and head back to camp. I'll see you tonight.
