Post by sgtjones on Apr 4, 2010 15:53:33 GMT -5
You dash back to Sgt. Jones, panting and sweating like a dog. She seems appreciative of the efforts, but nonetheless keeps her abrasive manner.
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH, MAGGOT! BUT GOOD WORK NEVERTHELESS! NOW FOR THE FINAL TASK!
Hey, what's in it for me anyway?!
THERE'S A BOX AROUND HERE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. TOP SECRET, YOU SEE. I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS NOT TO, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE SO I'LL MAKE YOU AN EXCEPTION. IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THIS AIRFIELD! I CAN'T FIND IT! HELP!
You look behind the first plane you see and there it is. You pick it up and hand it over. Sgt Jones looks a bit embarrassed.
Oh... well gee, I didn't want to get dirt under my fingernails--yuck. Errr... SWELL JOB MAGGOT, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. NOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR I BET!
Sgt. Jones goes to fish around in her pocket, but comes up with nothing.
Oh shoot... umm.... WELL IT APPEARS I LOST IT IN COMBAT! I'M SURE IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEHWERE, I JUST NEED TO, UH....
Suddenly any army jeep is seen pulling up behind Sgt. Jones. You quickly hide between a plane wing. Sgt Jones does a fast about face as an older man of an obviously higher rank steps out. She hands the box to him to that you just gave her and climbs into the jeep. A couple of commandos hop out, three in fact. And they don't look like they want to play around as Sgt. Jones and the General drive off.
This is looking ugly. We ought to get out of here. These guys don't look very welcoming. What a waste of time but.... better than getting shot up into a stack of swiss cheese.