Post by sgtjones on Apr 4, 2010 15:38:01 GMT -5
Wow. That was intense. You stand up exhausted out of your mind, but determined nonetheless.
GOOD GOING, SOLDIER! GOOD ENOUGH FOR AN INTRODUCTION ANYWAY! I AM SERGEANT GABRIELLA JONES, BUT THAT IS MA'AM TO YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, MAGGOT?
Uhh...
GOOD! I'M GLAD WE SEE EYE TO EYE! NOW I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT I'M DOING HERE!
Well I'm actually more interested in...
NOW I ASSUME YOU'RE PVT. CONWAY JUDGING BY YOUR RATTY ASS GET-UP? GREAT DOUBLE COVER, SOLDIER!
Hey now wait a minu---
YOUR DUTIES HERE ARE QUITE SIMPLE, MAGGOT! THERE IS SOME REALITY SHOW FILMING AROUND HERE AND THEY'RE SNOOPING IN OUR BUSINESS! TAKE CARE OF THEM!
Uh oh....
HERE IS A LIST OF TASKS FOR YOU TO ACCOMPLISH. GET TO THEM MAGGOT!!!
Well, this is interesting.
HEY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET GOING! NOW!
Complete the tasks that Sergeant Jones has asked you to do. Of course, as always, you can just head back home.
Here's how to complete each task:
1) Post 50 times in your tribe camp.
2) Offer a final two with anyone in this game. You must refer to them as "Valentine". You must screenshot this conversation for proof.
3) PM every Prediction Writer in the game and tell them to get their ass off this island.
4) 50 more push-ups, you heard the woman.
5) Post in the advertisements section as a guest and bash this game.
Just like in the last task, make sure to contact us upon completion. If we're not on, we will add time as long as you get to us first.