Confessional <3

[jessica]

Do da do do doo This is the Amy and Janie Show Do da do do doo
Amy: Hi I'm Amy
Janie: And I'm Janie
A&J together: And this is the AMY AND JANIE SHOWW <3

Ok so I'm sure you're wondering why I'm saying that this vote is going to possibly be 10x worse than it was last week. And thats mainly because we're voting off one of the original Dani members.

We're voting off Colby, which I really truly do feel bad about, because we think he's starting to act super shady. The other day when we were trying to decide on if we should vote out Todd or Steph and we finally decided on Steph, Kenny had told me and Colby that we should vote out Steph cuz why would they be going around saying that she had the idol. That wouldn't make any sense becuase of the fact that she wouldn't want people to know.

But anyways, right after Kenny said that, Colby must have copied and pasted it to Parvaslut because Parvaslut started asking Kenny "why are you telling them to vote out Steph?!" I don't talk to her unless i'm extremely desperate for somebody to talk to and I wasn't talking to her at that point in time.

Then I was talking to Jt and apparently Parvaslut found out some stuff that he had told Colby too and nobody knew how it had gotten out. I think he had told one or two other people besides Colby but nobody was fessing up to it.

Then last nite right before he was going to bed Colby kept bring up Parvaslut for no reason. He was saying stuff like "anything you say to me is safe with me I don't want her finding out any more info" and then he'd go on and on saying that I was one of his favorites and that he'd never write my name down and I had nothing to worry about with him. But the way he kept doing it it was making it sound so weird. Almost like some kind of a plee or something. He's a super nice guy and I hope he doesn't hate me after this. *sigh* I'im going to have to message him and explain it to him and hope he understands. I'd really hate to ruin a potential friendship over a game.

[jessica]

I feel accomplished now that i'm on 4 pages of confesisonals

[jessica]

We like to eavesdrop on people :X

[Andii]

were snoops. everyone knows that. i love these pictures even though i look bad in like half of them.

[jessica]

i'll find good ones of you!

[jessica]

so just a quick update: Either Kenny or Judd flipped. I had sealed a deal between myself Jt Michelle and Judd for final 4. And Judd had agreed to vote out Natalie so she should have gone home. Apparently at merge Parvaslut wanted Michelle gone first and then me so clearly if I don't win immunity this round I could be going home.

IF Judd isn't the one that went against us then we could still have majority and get rid of one of them, but if it was him then it's going to be a problem. Especially since Kenny is playing both sides (no shocker there. personally he needs to get a new strategy). I have todd using his prize to check on a past vote to use it on either Kenny or Judd and to find out which one switched this round. At least then we can know who to trust.

If I don't win then it'll be me voted out and if I am, thanks KC for an excellent gamee. I love your series <3 and had tons of fun.

[jessica]

So this was probably the most eventful tribal council in this whole entire game so far. And if you thought I was a cunt before this all started. Im going to be 10x worse. I"m not even going to pretend to Parvaslut that I like her. And I hope she realizes that.

If Kenny hadn't helped me out I wouldn't be here right now so I know for a fact that I have him on my side. I know I have Todd also. Now I just have to hope that I can get JT to at least force a tie at the next tribal. If that happens, and it goes to another tie and a tie breaker challenge is done, I can easily win the tie breaker challenge. And i'd make sure of it. At best, I'd prefer to win immunity but sometimes that's hard.

Ya know you're probably wondering why I call Parvaslut, a slut. Well that is because of the fact that the dumb biatch can't keep her legs together. I mean come on, how else could she get all those followers. Even Natalie, and she's the one that clearly kept acting like a lesbian when we were on a tribe together so she has to be putting out because she's not that great. Would you mind if oh I don't know, I was allowed to ship her off to a deserted island somewhere and we never have to see her again? I guess thats the better alternative out of the two since I'd much rather drown her. But if I drowned her I'd have to have somebody come rescue me from jail cuz I'm much too pretty, I'd be the number one girl that all the inmates would want.

For now I think this is all that I have to write about, but trust me there will be more to come.

[Andii]

Shave your armpits girl.

[jessica]

that was when we went speed dating. I secretly wasnt trying to pick up any of those sleazy guys :X

[Andii]

I was, but I'm picky as fuck.

[jessica]

maybe you'll find somebody on love games

[Andii]

I hope. <3

[jessica]

I'm sure you will. That one boy Joe is pretty cute <3

[Andii]

He is.

[jessica]

you better pick him